Toy Review: LANA 3 in 1 By Intimate Melody

I’m a lady who likes choices. My belief that variety is the spice of life might be why I have three deep drawers stuffed with sex toys, plus a few boxes of overflow in my closet. (It’s either that, or that I’m a masturbation maniac. It’s probably both.)

Interchangeability is one of the reasons I loved the first Intimate Melody toy I reviewed, the Lava 3 in 1. When I was offered a go at her sister, the LANA 3 in 1, I could hardly say no.

Unlike the penetrating Lava, Lana’s three attachments are primarily designed for external stimulation. Unlike Lava, Lana doesn’t have a heating element. Also, Lana is powered by two AAA batteries. (Lava is rechargeable.) Basically, Lana is Lava’s attractive, easy younger sister. You might not be inclined to take her out for a $60 steak, but you’re happy to keep the vodka shooters coming all night long.

lana Intimate Melodies 2And why not? She’s cute! Her vibrating base is sleek and her three attachments are brightly colored and silky smooth. They’re varying shapes and hues are visually appealing and she’s oh-so-nice to touch.

She’s equally nice to take to bed. Lana features seven modes of vibration and pulsation. The first two are straight vibration and vary from each other very little. The other modes pulsate and rumble.

Each attachment fits easily and securely into its base and the vibration is relatively quiet. I have no complaints about this toy.

What I do have is a teensy bit of confusion. Maybe I’m going soft (getting old? settling down?!) but I don’t quite know why one would NEED three attachments. The two smaller ones are virtually the same size. One is ribbed and one is not, but unless you’re stroking your clit with its full length, the difference is barely perceptible. I tried to mix things up by using the longer one for penetration, but it predictably did nothing for me. Essentially you’re paying for three toys when you really only need one.

Except you’re not REALLY paying for three toys, because at $40, Lana is competitively priced with other quiet, powerful, silicone single bullets. So while I may find the options enclosed excessive, you’re got nothing to lose by taking home all three.

And hey, maybe you have three partners you play with separately! Three attachments would come in handy then. Thank goodness… I’m not too soft/old/settled down to have thought of that.

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Alison Miller's dream to become a writer was born when she won her first Young Author's Contest. Her desire to masturbate professionally came later, and intensified after a switch from a focus on English to a major in Fashion Merchandising led to the opening of Taboo in 2002. Taboo is a small chain of nationally acclaimed adult boutiques located in Richmond, Virginia. Taboo won StoreErotica's Boutique of the Year in 2009 and has carried the title of Style Weekly's Best Adult Novelty Store five years in a row. Taboo has been nominated for multiple AVN and O Awards and the MUSE Award for creativity in business. Alison won the Inked Angels Achievement Award in 2013. Taboo is female owned and operated and focuses on providing a comprehensive selection of toys, lubricants, DVDs, and lingerie to all patrons. We believe there is a toy--or 20--for everyone, and that sexuality should be unashamedly embraced. Alison's blog and toy reviews appear on and she is a regular contributor to and She speaks locally about sex toys and sex education and her uncanny ability to sexualize football is a regular feature on Fox Sports Radio.


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