Researchers polled over 15,000 men on the size of their poles and found that the average schlong is 5.16 inches long. That’s when it’s erect, and is only 3.6 inches long when flaccid. No wonder men lie about the size of their woodrows. The study, conducted by the unintentionally funny sounding BJU International, a medical journal specializing in urology, is the most comprehensive study to date. The study’s title “Am I Normal?” wants to “reassure the large majority of men that the size of their penis is in the normal range,” says David Veale, who led the study.
The study measured men ages 17-91, with only 2.28 having abnormally small penises and the same percentage having super gigantic ones. The penises were measured “by a health professional.”
In my own personal “study,” I have found there are four sizes of penises: Small, Medium, Large, and “OMG you’re going to kill me with that thing.”
An interesting thing about the smallest ones, those of us at the far left end of the bell-shaped curve of the distribtion of adult penis size, is that even though we’re few in number, we’re even more under-represented in most women’s personal experience. The smaller a man’s penis, the fewer the number of lifetime partners he’s likely to have. In general, and on average, it’s a function of his own lack of confidence in situations that may lead to sex, and the effect on a woman’s perception of his attractiveness based on his lack of confidence. Your personal study stops at small, but there are guys out there who warrant an XS or “teeny tiny” designation. You’re just less likely to ever come across one than even their numbers would indicate. I’m one such man.
Perfect post for me…