Tuesday, April 23, 2024

How To Shave Your Pubes Without Hurting Yourself

Since the majority of people say they want their partners to trim down the pubic ‘fro, there are a number of things you can do to remain hair free — and pain free. Most men say they like women to be either shaved, waxed, and the labia cleared of brush, but did you know that 80% of women think men should manscape below the belt?

If you’ve ever had your lady business bikini waxed, you’ll know that it hurts while that is happening, then afterwards feels likes your skin is sunburned. Shaving remains the most popular way to remove the pubies, but there are things you can add to your shaving routine to cut down the painful aftermath; which includes irritation, ingrown hairs, and razor bumps. “It” just needs to be soothed.

1.) Take a shower or bath first to loosen up the skin downstairs. Then use shaving cream before you shave your lady bits or man pubes.

2.) Trim down the bush first. It makes the process go much smoother. (Be “smoove.”) Use new scissors. You don’t want to get your pubies caught in the razor. Especially important if you’re shaving the “boys.”

3.) Using a disposable or regular razor is safer than an electric one, as you don’t want to damage the family business. Always use a fresh blade, as a dull one won’t get the job done. Trim in the direction of the hair growth to keep from developing razor bumps. If you want a genius electric razor that protects you from accidental cuts and nicks, the “Lawn Mower 2.0” from Manscaped gets “up close and personal” for “hard to navigate areas.”

4.) I highly recommend “Lady Business Oil ” by Lady Suite. Love. The slightly orange smell is really subtle and nice, the oil isn’t greasy, it dries quickly, and the stuff is soothing. Plus the pink bottle is cute. Wait five minutes to apply to your labia business.

6.) Manscaped also offers an entire line of below the belt grooming products for men “to get the job done” including safety razors and after shave products “formulated for your nether region.” Their spray on “crop reviver” contains aloe vera, which soothes, and witch hazel, which acts as an anti-inflammatory. Besides, they say “Trimming the hedges makes the tree look bigger. Need we say more?”

Illustration from Wikimedia Commons

How To Cover Your Nips Under Sheer Blouses

Pastease has come up with a cute solution to all those sheer, see-though tops and dresses out there; designer nipple pasties. Because the last thing you need is to be slut shamed.

Smiley faces, hearts, daisies, seashells, skulls, and 66 other fun sticker designs are perfect to attach to your ta ta’s before  you’re off to the beach, pool, a music festival, or Burning Man. (Anyone who sees you in these is so lucky.) Lie out in the sun with these babies on and you’ll get a more creative sun tan. The company also offers “strapless bikini merkins” for when you dare to go almost bare.



75 Years Of Sexy Wonder Woman Costumes (And Saving The Planet)

Since Wonder Woman’s comic book debut in the 1940’s, her costume has never stopped being super sexy. From her first get-up in 1941; a bustier and star spangled panties, to her mini dress and blue tights in 1971, to her current superhero Amazonian look, she still rules the planet, kicks ass, and always looks hot. Wonder Woman pulled in over $100 million at the box office during its opening weekend. Why? Two words: girl power.

William Moulton Marston, the creator of Wonder Woman, was a Psychologist who explained that the character was intended “to set up a standard of strong, free, courageous womanhood; and to combat the idea that women are inferior to men.” After her comic book debut in 1941, in 1942 Wonder Woman was allowed to join the “Justice League”, an all male group of superheroes.

Wonder Woman in 1942.

According to The LA Times, “A syndicated Wonder Woman newspaper comic strip debuted in 1944. During this time Marston hired his student, Joye Hummel, as an assistant to help him write Wonder Woman comic-book scripts between 1944-77. All of the stories remained credited to “Charles Moulton.”

In 1952, “in response to allegations of “indecent” themes and concerns about how comic books contributed to juvenile delinquency,” the Comics Magazine Association of America created a Comics Code Authority for publishers to police their own content. The industry’s self-censorship, in addition to Marston’s death, saw Wonder Woman stories change to being less vocal in her feminism and more focused on her romances with Steve Trevor, Merman and Birdman.”

In 1956, the “Golden Age of comics began and Wonder Woman acquired new superhero powers, including flight. In 1972, Wonder Woman reclaimed her feminist roots when Gloria Steinem decided to place the superhero (in costume) on the cover of the very first issue of Ms. Magazine.  This spotlight helped put the character on a path to reclaim her powers (and her costume). Wonder Woman was also featured on the cover of the magazine’s 35th and 40th anniversary issues.

The first “Wonder Woman” television movie actually starred Cathy Lee Crosby as Diana Prince, but the series never materialized.

Lynda Carter made her first appearance as Wonder Woman in the made-for-TV film “The New Original Wonder Woman.” The film led to the TV series, which premiered on April 21, 1976.

Wonder Woman returned to the animated TV world in “Justice League,” which was part of the DC Animated Universe that launched with 1992’s “Batman: The Animated Series.” Justice League” focused on the team consisting of Wonder Woman, Batman, Superman, Green Lantern.

According to entertainment reporter Tracy Brown, “In 2013 Gal Gadot debuted as Wonder Woman in “Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice.” The film grossed over $873 million worldwide. Lynda Carter, Gal Gadot and director Patty Jenkins attended the U.N. when Wonder Woman was declared honorary ambassador for the empowerment of women and girls at a ceremony held at the U.N. headquarters in New York.”

In June, “Wonder Woman” hit theaters, becoming the first female-led film in the modern superhero movie renaissance. The movie grossed over $100 million in the U.S. and $100 million overseas. In the first weekend.

Yandy.com, who specializes in sexy costumes, sexy lingerie, and sexy “lingerie costumes,” has created a line of sexy Wonder Woman wear from full-on cosplay costumes to a Wonder Woman inspired pajama romper. We’re buying the the retro number with red cape for our next superhero roleplaying session in the boudoir. Plus, if we order it now, we’re good to go months ahead of Halloween, when we can kick some more ass.

“Take down the forces of evil in this Warrior Princess costume,” Yandy says about their “high neck romper with a gold paneled neckline, red cups, blue bottom with white stars and a cheeky cut back, matching gold headband, and  gold rope.”$39.95. And the white go-go boots. We want. Only $47.95.

Wonder Woman  in 1971.

The Glamorous Wonderlady Costume features a red sequin cropped corset with underwire cups, clear spaghetti straps to hold up the girls, blue star studded leggings, gold wrist cuffs with red stars, headband, and gold lasso for rounding up troublemakers. $63.95.

Today’s Amazonian inspired “Warrior Woman” costume.

“Save the day in this four-piece, Deluxe Vintage Warrior Woman costume featuring a burgundy corset with sweetheart neckline, gold studded trim, lace-up back, blue wet look panel skirt with gold studded band, gold rope, star detail, matching booty shorts and gold studded head band.” $95.95. Boots and wrist cuffs also available at Yandy.

How To Make A DIY Sex-Attracting Fragrance

Olfactory senses play a significant part in our sexual stimulation. Whether we’re aware of it or not, smells send important chemical messages to potential mates. Tests show that Lavender ranked highly among both men and women, but the scent of licorice earned the most positive erotic response from females while pumpkin (more accurately, the spices we associate with pumpkin) was #1 among men. How appropriate that the holiday season is upon us. It’s one that often hosts scents of spiced pumpkin and other tasty foods, so naturally, it should be one that inspires people to get a little closer. Fun fact: most babies are conceived in December! Coincidence?

If you’re in the mood to entice your romantic interest and heat things up indoors while things get cooler outdoors, you may want to consider creating the ideal scent for your room or for yourself. The steps below are simple, so if you have even the slightest talent for DIY projects, the following is definitely worth trying.

For body:

To make your own irresistible scent, you’ll need a carrier oil, such as jojoba, almond, grapeseed, avocado or sesame oil. These are all easily accessible oils that are lightweight and safely absorb into your skin.

You will also need 100% pure essential oils. FYI, licorice is a difficult smell to come by, but fennel and anise have a licorice smell. Below are suggested oils for you to select from and create your own holiday spice mixture.

In a 10ml roller bottle or perfume jar, mix 10 – 14 drops of each of your favorite smells. You’ll probably want to keep this below 24 drops in total and if you want a particular scent to be stronger, make that number of drops greater than the other scents (EX: 14 drops lead scent, 8 drops secondary scent or 10, 8, 6 of a combo of 3 oils). Fill the rest of the bottle with your preferred carrier oil, close and shake. Apply to hot spots on your body like the back of your neck, wrists or insides of your elbows when you’re ready to seduce.

For home:

  • Decorative jar
  • Reed diffuser sticks
  • Essential oils (Ex: cedarwood, lime, vanilla, nutmeg, cardamom, clove, cinnamon, pine, orange, anise, ginger)

To create your own diffuser, blend 1/4 cup of hot water with ¼ cup of vodka…yes, vodka. Then, ad no more than 25 drops of whichever combination of essential oils you chose to blend to create your ideal scent. Mix it up, then carefully pour it in into a decorative jar. Dip a handful of diffuser sticks in the jar, then take your stick out, turn them upside down, place them back in the jar and let them stay in that way. The subtle scent that this ads to your home will help set the right mood for your time with you company.