Weird Sex Toy of The Week

Here’s a sex toy for the guy who has everything. Or for the guy who has a wife who won’t let him have a threesome. For him, the “Wet Sucker Stsugekka Orgy Onahole” is ready to party.

According to it’s maker Kanojotoys, a Japanese maker of “erotic goods” including Japanese sex dolls, “self-pleasure” aids, and used panties, the orgy onahole “can make your dreams come true! Everyone loves an orgy” they say.

“From the front is resembles a cushion,” they point out, “but flip it over and you are faced with not one but THREE amazing holes to choose from. Each of these passageways is unique and modeled on a different girl from a different age group,” they explain.

“Whether you like girls in their teens, twenties, or slightly older thirties you will have the choice you want with this “comprehensive” onahole,” they note. “Hell,” there’s even a butt hole in the middle. Talk about multiple choice!”

We have no problem with guys banging a silicone butt with a bunch of vaginas and a butthole, but we do have a problem with the creepy schoolgirl “teen” thing. And what about “over 40” vaginas? Where are those? But then again, in the porn world, you’re considered a MILF by age 24.

The toy sells for $161.00 and “the shape makes it easy to lie toy flat,” in case anyone want to put it in their suitcase. Try explaining this thing to the TSA.

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Anka Radakovich is a legendary Sex Columnist, Certified Sexologist, Sex Educator, Screenwriter, and Author of the book THE WILD GIRLS CLUB, PART 2, Tales from New York to Hollywood. THE WILD GIRLS CLUB, Part 2 is her third book. Her first two books, The Wild Girls Club; Tales from below the Belt, and Sexplorations; Journeys to the Erogenous Frontier were both published by Crown/Random House. She was the Sex Columnist for DETAILS Magazine for 9 years and currently writes columns for and Los Angeles Magazine. Her writing has appeared in dozens of magazines including Marie Claire, Women’s Health, Men’s Health, Harper’s Bazaar, Cosmopolitan, Redbook, Men's Journal, Seventeen, Glamour, and Maxim. She has appeared on numerous television shows including 8 appearances with Conan O’Brien. She was a Jeopardy question under the category “Men’s Mags.” As a Sex Educator and Sexologist, she is a college lecturer at Universities throughout the country who offers her unique brand of sex education. Follow her on Twitter @ankarad.


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