Sextoy Review: 2 in 1 Vibrating & Sucking Clitoral Vibrator By Phanxy

By M.Christian

Considering the number I have stashed under my bed, I guess you could say I’m somewhat of an expert when it comes to sextoys.

So when I write that I haven’t seen anything quite like Phanxy’s 2 in 1 Vibrating & Sucking Clitoral Vibrator, you know it’s a rather unusual one.

But this is far from a criticism of it, as, despite its somewhat odd looks, I’ve found it to be a great example of sextoys done right—and one you should definitely include it in your own sexual playtime activities.

A delightfully different shape

If I had to describe it, I guess I’d call this vibrator somewhat reminiscent of a stretched-out teardrop.  But while you might think the narrow end would be a sort of antenna—as is the case with some sextoys I’ve reviewed—in the case of this one it’s the second in Phanxy’s 2 in 1 Vibrating & Sucking Clitoral Vibrator.

By this, I mean it when the toy’s switched on; this narrow end buzzes quite effectively and pleasurably.  Further testament to the imagination behind its design, you can use this vibrator about anywhere you want to—from stimulating nooks and crannies of a vulva, in general, or tickling your clitorial fancy, specifically.  

If you’re into that these kinds of things, you can also use this part of the 2 in 1 Vibrating & Sucking Clitoral Vibrator on or around the anus as well as to stimulate a nipple.

And if the build-in tip doesn’t do it for you, the toy comes with a pair of little plastic nibs that fit over the tip which changes how it feels—and keeps you from ever getting bored with it.

A toy that sucks—in a good way!

Then there’s the second trick this Phanxy toy has up its high-tech sexual sleeve, which is housed in the toy’s larger end of its general teardrop shape.

There you’ll find a neat little circular mouth, that when activated, produces a pulsing suction on whatever part of the body you want to use it on, including on a nipple or clit.

During my exuberant testing of it, I was pleased to discover that it hit the so-elusive sweet spot of producing just enough and never too much suction, making it ideal in getting extremely close to reproducing the sensation of a natural Instead, each felt like it was bringing something special and enjoyable to the toy’s sex party.

The fun keeps coming

If you want further evidence that Phanxy’s 2 in 1 Vibrating & Sucking Clitoral Vibrator is a great example of high-quality sextech, how about that the toy is wonderfully waterproof: no worries that this toy won’t be able to handle you like making bubbles in the tub, or splashing around in the shower with it, 

It’s also unobtrusive, so no matter what it’s doing, no one, except yourself, will be able to hear anything: making it ideal if you’re concerned the neighbors, or the person in the room next to yours, will know what you’re up to.

Charging and cleaning

Made of body-safe silicone, so you shouldn’t have any nasty physical reactions while using it, cleaning this toy is as easy as applying a teeny drop of mild antibacterial soap, hot but not boiling water (as the latter will harm its silicone outer covering), and drying afterward with a lint-free cloth.  

Charging the 2 in 1 Vibrating & Sucking Clitoral Vibrator is done via its provided USB charging cable which magnetically attaches to the toy.  This is a huge benefit as it helps keep it waterproof, though you’ll have to be careful to make sure it doesn’t get unnecessarily jostled around that can cause the magnetic charter to come loose.

What you get with Phanxy’s 2 in 1 Vibrating & Sucking Clitoral Vibrator

Along with the toy itself, you get that USB charging cable, the pair of small plastic nips that can be attached to its narrow end, and a brief guide with the toy’s specifications and how to get started using it.

A little card is additionally provided with details on the toy’s one-year warranty, including a special email you can use if you have any problems with it.  On the same card is a lovely little thank you gift of either a $10 Amazon gift card or a bottle of water-based lubricant that you can get by writing to that same email address.

A sextoy done very right

There really isn’t any reason not to get your hands on Phanxy’s 2 in 1 Vibrating & Sucking Clitoral Vibrator: its innovative design allows for a wide range of sexual stimulations—more than any other toy I’ve experienced; it’s exceptionally well-made and uses superior quality materials; it’s waterproof for wet-times fun; its makers include two optional tips that can spice the toy’s sensations so you’ll never get tired of it, and it’s got a great charge-to-playtime ratio so you’ll run out of juice long before it does.

All this and Phanxy’s generous one-year warranty and the option to get that free lube or Amazon gift card.  But what tipped the scales for me was toys of this caliber sell for twice or even three times the price of Phanxy’s 2 in 1 Vibrating & Sucking Clitoral Vibrator.

So even if Phanxy’s 2 in 1 Vibrating & Sucking Clitoral Vibrator ends up not ringing your sexual bells, you wouldn’t have had to shell out exorbitant bucks to discover this.  

But I sincerely doubt this toy will leave you anything except weak at the knees as it is a vibrator combo that does everything a sextoy should do and more—and in lots of ways could be a benchmark other manufacturers in the sextech industries should learn from.  

Yes, it’s just that good—if not better!

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M.Christian is an author who has been published in science fiction, fantasy, horror, thrillers, and even nonfiction, but it is in erotica that M.Christian has become an acknowledged master, with stories in such anthologies as Best American Erotica, Best Gay Erotica, Best Lesbian Erotica, Best Bisexual Erotica, Best Fetish Erotica, and in fact too many anthologies, magazines, and sites to name. M.Christian's short fiction has been collected in many bestselling books in a wide variety of genres, including the Lambda Award finalist Dirty Words and other queer collections like Filthy Boys and BodyWork. He also has published collections of non-fiction; science fiction, fantasy, and horror; and erotic science fiction including Rude Mechanicals, Technorotica, Better Than the Real Thing, The Bachelor Machine, Skin Effect, and Hard Drive: The Best Sci Fi Erotica of M.Christian. As a novelist, M.Christian has shown his monumental versatility with books such as the queer vamp novels Running Dry and The Very Bloody Marys; the erotic romance Brushes; the science fiction erotic novel Painted Doll; and the rather controversial gay horror/thrillers Finger's Breadth and Me2. In addition to writing, M.Christian is a respected sex and BDSM educator, having taught classes on everything from polyamory to tit torture for venues such as the SF Citadel, Good Vibrations, Beat Me In St. Louis, Winter Fire, Floating World, Sin In The City (Las Vegas), Dark Odyssey, and many others. Find him at http://www.mchristian.com.

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