How To Negotiate With The Guy Who Doesn’t Like To Wear Condoms

There are 19 million STD’s reported to the CDC every year, and a whopping half of them are reported by 15-25-year-olds. How did that happen? Somehow the old line “When I wear a condom I can’t feel anything” has resurfaced, along with higher rates of STD’s. The worst line I heard from someone trying to have sex with me without a condom was “My last girlfriend didn’t make me wear one.” In a perfect world. we should not have to negotiate this issue; if someone wants someone else to wear a condom before sex, they should do so out of respect.

For anyone in this situation, I recommend saying “Put this on your wang if you wanna bang!” Or “Put this on your willy, silly.” If he doesn’t get the hint by this point, then say “Okay then, you’re not getting laid. Like ever.” I promise it will on his schlong in seconds. And make him give you a massage first to get you back in the mood.

There are so many condoms out there, including super thin, but strong polyurethane condoms that feel natural, and Extra Large ones for monster dicks, so there is no excuse anymore for saying that condoms don’t feel good. Studies have also shown that using a condom with lube increases the pleasure for both men and women. So lube it up and get it on.  koituskitKoitus Kit offers a mini safe sex “kit” that fits into a back pocket or purse–in case you get lucky and don’t even want to think about having regretful, unsafe sex. It features two condoms, two wipes, and a toothbrush. Great for spontaneous hook-ups, camping, or the upcoming Burning Man.

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Anka Radakovich is a legendary Sex Columnist, Certified Sexologist, Sex Educator, Screenwriter, and Author of the book THE WILD GIRLS CLUB, PART 2, Tales from New York to Hollywood. THE WILD GIRLS CLUB, Part 2 is her third book. Her first two books, The Wild Girls Club; Tales from below the Belt, and Sexplorations; Journeys to the Erogenous Frontier were both published by Crown/Random House. She was the Sex Columnist for DETAILS Magazine for 9 years and currently writes columns for and Los Angeles Magazine. Her writing has appeared in dozens of magazines including Marie Claire, Women’s Health, Men’s Health, Harper’s Bazaar, Cosmopolitan, Redbook, Men's Journal, Seventeen, Glamour, and Maxim. She has appeared on numerous television shows including 8 appearances with Conan O’Brien. She was a Jeopardy question under the category “Men’s Mags.” As a Sex Educator and Sexologist, she is a college lecturer at Universities throughout the country who offers her unique brand of sex education. Follow her on Twitter @ankarad.


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