Guys Masturbate At Work To Your Social Media Pics

Have you ever wondered why people at work aren’t getting their work done? Well, a new sex survey of 2,000 people taken by porn video site sugarcookie says that 2 out of 5 guys at work masturbate to your “social media photos”! Eeww. Although its creepy, its also hilarious as well as an interesting sign of our (masturbatory) times. We’re all for masturbation, just not from the quiet guy sitting next to us at work masturbating to our vacay pics.

According to sugarcookie “Whether you like to admit it or not, we now live in an age where our social media profiles can say a lot about us. Lurking on someone’s social media can even be considered a part of the courting ritual for modern couples. That’s why many of us try to present ourselves at our best and most attractive in our online photos.”

And they add “Besides potential crushes, who else looks at our social media photos? It turns out, more than 50% of your work colleagues will be checking out your Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook. And they might be doing more than just looking.” We just hope the masturbation part happens after they get home!

In their survey, they found that “over half of your work colleagues are looking through your social media profiles. 67% of all participants confessed to checking out their hot colleagues’s social media profiles.”

But wait! Just as you were thinking guys are pervs, the survey showed that more women than men masturbate to their co-worker’s social media photos!

“When it comes to Facebook stalking, UK women lead the way, with 67% admitting they look at their hot colleague’s photos. Only 38% of American women admitted to doing the same.”

So what are people checking out exactly? No, its not the pic of you with your dog. 2 out of 5 guys admitted they masturbated to the hotter pics of their co-workers. 51% of women said they thought guys at work were wankin’ it to their photos, while only 21% of guys thought maybe their female co-workers would masturbate to their photos. It’s time to get out more, people.

And one more thing: We wonder what the guy was doing when he came up with the survey question.

And finally, there is nothing wrong with fantasizing about someone, “maybe because it’s taboo to fantasize about someone at work,” they say. “But you’re not breaking any laws by looking at public social media profiles.”

Just don’t touch yourself at the office while you’re looking, and we’re good.

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Anka Radakovich is a legendary Sex Columnist, Certified Sexologist, Sex Educator, Screenwriter, and Author of the book THE WILD GIRLS CLUB, PART 2, Tales from New York to Hollywood. THE WILD GIRLS CLUB, Part 2 is her third book. Her first two books, The Wild Girls Club; Tales from below the Belt, and Sexplorations; Journeys to the Erogenous Frontier were both published by Crown/Random House. She was the Sex Columnist for DETAILS Magazine for 9 years and currently writes columns for and Los Angeles Magazine. Her writing has appeared in dozens of magazines including Marie Claire, Women’s Health, Men’s Health, Harper’s Bazaar, Cosmopolitan, Redbook, Men's Journal, Seventeen, Glamour, and Maxim. She has appeared on numerous television shows including 8 appearances with Conan O’Brien. She was a Jeopardy question under the category “Men’s Mags.” As a Sex Educator and Sexologist, she is a college lecturer at Universities throughout the country who offers her unique brand of sex education. Follow her on Twitter @ankarad.


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