“That’s a nice looking dong you have there,” I once told a boyfriend. But why did I like it so much? Well, according to a study in the Journal Of Sexual Medicine there are things about a penis that women find attractive. And surprisingly,according to this study, it isn’t about length.
In their study called “What Is A Good Looking Penis?” researchers surveyed 105 women ranging in age from 16-45. The number one answer was “general cosmetic appearance,” a sort of “I know a good looking schlong when I see one” kind of thing. Number two was “importance of penile skin,” which I’m assuming means whether there was foreskin or not, women preferring it without. And number three was was “appearance of pubic hair,” which underscores the importance of shaving down the hedges if it looks like a forest down there.
Number four was “appearance of scrotum” which means having “tight” testes might be preferable to “low hangers.” This was followed by girth and length, which I don’t know if I agree with, as I evaluate a penis on: general shape, how long it is, how wide it is, and how the shaft and head is shaped. God, I feel completely superficial right now. The good news is that most straight men do not evaluate the shape and appearance of a woman’s vagina very much; they’re just happy to see one.