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What Are The Sexiest Halloween Costumes?

Halloween is the one holiday of the year where women get to dress like sluts and nobody judges them for it. It’s also the sexiest holiday of the year; more people get laid on Halloween than Valentine’s Day.

Psychologically speaking, your Halloween costume expresses some aspect of your personality or a fantasy left unfulfilled. Yandy, an online lingerie company, decided to specialize in “sexy” costumes and it paid off; the guy who runs it is a multi-millionaire. Their site is filled with sexy costumes for women; hot cops, and sexy Catwoman suits, one of their bestsellers.

Ricky’s Halloween in New York City told us that female police outfits are big sellers for women, and that men are going for superhero costumes this year. When we asked if cavemen costumes were still big this year they said “We always sell those out fast,” which means men haven’t evolved since last Halloween. Anything “Alpha Male” for men is sexy as opposed to non-sexy costumes like pumpkins or dice, (or my favorite at Ricky’s, the “Dr Bendover with foam finger” costume that comes with short-shorts and dangling, low hanging testicles.)

“Sex In The News” costumes that have already sold out they told us were Ben Affleck with the nanny, and Bill Cosby. (A good group costume would be Bill Cosby with 50 women.)

Sexy lioness costume from Yandy

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