Is the bush back? Are hairy, hippie fro pubes really back in? Pornsite Redtube decided to find out. And what they found was that pube preference depends on how old you are. Turns out that older folks love fluffy,bushy pubes and people 18-34 like the thing shaved.
“As we get older we become more particular about whether we have bush or no bush,” redtube concluded. “Of all age groups, users 65 years and older are 258% as likely to search for “Bush” as they are to search for “shaved. Our users aged 18-34 are much less likely to search for either terms.”
“Seems as though porn preferences are not dictated by whether or not the pornstar is “Bushy” or “Shaved” for our millennial-aged users, but that bush makes all the difference once you’ve hit senior citizen status,” they say. “It is also clear that among every age group, “bush” is more popular by a long shot. It is more popular among 18-24 year olds by 891% and 982% more popular among 25-35 year olds. FOr 35-44 year olds it is 112.6% more popular and shoots to 1147% popular among sexy seniors 65 plus.”
This preference for pubes is most likely due to the fact that older Redtube users, especially those in their 50’s and 60’s, grew up watching pornos back when the porn ladies went au natural.
Redtube actually keeps tab of what their users search for. They report that their “top related search terms under hairy vs. shaved” include the number one “hairy pussy,” followed by “hairy teen pussy,” (indicating the adolescent nature of the porn user), “hairy milf”, “hairy mature” (for the Grampas out there), “hairy creampie,” and “hairy daddy.”
Lower on the list was “hairy lesbian,” “hairy ginger,” and “hairy granny.” Not judging or anything, but some people have a lot more time on their hands than I do.
Among the top “shaved” searches were “shaved Asian,” “shaved Japanese,” “shaved head,” “shaved cock,” and “shaved twink.” If an alien landed on earth and looked at redtube’s surveys, they could teach sociology.
Redtube even figured out what the “hairiest states in the U.S.” were. They took a muff dive into preferences among viewers across the county. “The “heat map” below shows “bushy” is searched for much more among Central and Western states than the rest of the country,” they report. ” Bushy” search terms are more popular in states like Colorado (+98%), Texas (+76%) and Utah (+86%). While North Eastern states like New York and Vermont don’t need the extra layer to stay warm in the winter, opting for hairless instead.”