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Camel Toe? Hell No!

Have a problem with pesky camel toe when wearing yoga pants? A company called Seamless Thread has come up with a sort of Spanx for your puffy labia. Not that puffy labia is a bad thing, but its just that you don’t want people staring at the contours of your hoo ha while you are trying to have a professional conversation.

Priced at $28-$30, these polyester/spandex underpants have a thin silicone pad that is like a pastie for your lady bits. (Since they are not 100% cotton, we don’t recommend wearing them for hours on end, however.)

According to the company “Our innovative and groundbreaking collection: Camel No® adds a built-in modesty enhancement panel that successfully conceals the appearance of any CAMEL TOE (the frontal wedgie)!  By integrating an undetectable and perfectly positioned silicone shape, we expand the reach in every wardrobe and women can now style with added comfort and peace-of-mind.”

Hopefully with these babies, it will be the end of yoga pants street harassment/cat calling, like the one time some perv on the streets of NYC yelled “Girl, you got camel toe!” and called me “Jennifer Anistoe.”

A U.K. company Smoothgroove, started the trend first and says it’s latest fashion accessory. They sell to everyone from professional ballerinas to celebrities on the red carpet who don’t want the outlines of their red carpet to show. “Prevent the crudely named & embarrassing camel toe problem in your favourite shorts, gym wear, catsuit, swimwear, leggings, clubbing gear…”

 

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