People already love having sex in their cars, but a new study says with driver-less cars looming in the future, “back seat driving” will take on a whole new meaning.
“Connected and Autonomous Vehicles, (CAV’s) have the potential to dramatically change the way people live, work, and travel in cities,” says a new study on the future of urban tourism. The study also predicted that “driver-less” cars will result in people having sex in them. “Allowing CAV’s to become cost comparable with non CAV’s will result in some degree of mass penetration and growth,” they say. Yeah, like growing boners and mass penetration in the back seat.
The study, conducted by the British research firm The Annals of Tourism research, which sounds like the name of an anal porn movie, said that “The deployment of CAV’s in cities will affect hotels, events, restaurants and bars in ways not yet meaningfully considered by the tourism and hospitality industries.”
“Tourism in the urban night is intricately connected to the hospitality industry,” the study continues. “This might include questions of how prostitution, and sex more generally, in moving CAV’s, becomes a growing phenomenon. For instance, ‘hotels-by-the-hour’ are likely to be replaced by CAV’s, and this will have implications for urban tourism.” Do they mean someone is going to open up a drive-in blow job joint?
For ordinary people who are not prostitutes, the general population will be having more sex in cars once these things get on the road. “Road head” will live on! #roadtrip.
“Drunk driving will no longer be an issue,” they say, and instead the issue will be what sex position works the best without bumping your head into the side window.
A 2016 study in The Journal of Sex Research, who always publishes awesome sex studies, people love having sex in a parked car. “Despite discomfort, body bumps, and risk of being caught, sex while parked was primarily a positive sexual and romantic experience for both men and women,” says the author of the study, University of South Dakota’s Dr. Struckman-Johnson.
The anonymous study, called “Sexual Behavior In Parked Cars Reported By Midwestern College Men And Women”, studied 195 men and 511 women. 119 men (61%) and 303 women (59.5%) reported they did indeed do the deed while parked. The most common sexual acts were “penile-vaginal sex and genital touching” (“heavy petting”), reported by 84.6% and 57.5% of respondents.”
Sex in public is one of the top three sexual fantasies enjoyed by both sexes. The risk of getting caught makes getting your vulva rubbed in a Volvo more exciting.
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