PornHub Announces Its First Pulsating Porn Awards

The first ever Pornhub Awards will debut in Los Angeles on September 6th. Pornhub is the porn clip site that makes millions because billions of people too cheap to pay for porn watch it there for free. The show will hand out over 60 awards to the porn stars, videos, and porn studios who received the most attention from porn fans. Pornhub data shows that the site has attracted an incredible, and massive number of views. Not millions but billions. Now you know what the world’s biggest “hobby” is.

The awards is an equal opportunity awards giver in regards to sexually objectifying people, so its all good. Categories include “Best Dick,” “Nicest Pussy,” “Hottest Male Ass,” “Hottest Female Ass”, and “Nicest Tits” (Can we come up with a cuter, more female friendly word for those please?). Like “sweater puppies”, “funbags”, or just “boobies”?

The ceremony will be hosted by Asa Akira at the Belasco Hotel in Los Angeles. It will also be broadcast live on Pornhub.com. According to a company press release “Pornhub is proud to celebrate sexual diversity and acceptance with its inclusive nominee list.” Vice Industry Token (VIT) will award $30,000 worth of prize cryptocurrency at the event. Fun categories that may not be seen at most porn awards include “Best Porn Twitter” and “Funniest Performer”.

The awards are titled this year like “Three’s Company”–“Top Threesome Performer”. (We assume all three people get to pick up the award?) and “The More The Merrier”–“Top Gang Bang Performer.” Again, does the whole gang get to take home the award? And there is a “Full Mast” award for the “Top Big Dick Performer” — someone with a monster dick who defies the “industry standard.”

“All At The Same Damn Time” is the award for “Top DP Performer,” and “Up Close And Personal” is the award for “Top POV Performer”, who was all ready for their close-up. There is even an award for the masturbator who came up with the best “Top comment on Pornhub.”

Here are some of the other categories:

Get Your Freak On—Top Fetish Performer

Back Door Beauty—Top Anal Performer

Blowjob Queen—Top Blowjob Performer

Girl Who Like Girls—Top Lesbian Performer

All by Herself—Top Female Solo Performer

Hot for Himself—Top Male Solo Performer

Mrs. Dressup—Top Cosplay Performer

Realer Than Reality—Top VR Performer

Splash Zone—Top Squirting Performer

Highly Experienced—Top MILF performer

Natural Beauty—Top Big Tits Performer

M4M—Top Gay Performer

Blowjob King—Top Gay Blowjob Performer

Tantalizing Twinkie—Top Twink Performer

Glorious Grizzly—Top Bear Performer

The Whole Squad—Top Gay Group Performer

Badass, Big and Beautiful—Top BBW Performer

Most Popular Female Pornstar

Most Popular Male Pornstar

Most Popular Trans Pornstar

Most Popular Female Pornstar by Women

Most Popular Male Pornstar by Women

Most Popular Verified Amateur

Most Popular Verified Professional Model

Most Popular Verified Couple

There are also nominations for “channels”, including “Most Popular Parody Channel,” “Most Popular Reality Channel,” “Most Popular Gay Channel,” Most Popular Gay Channel,” “Most Popular Trans Channel,” and the old fashioned “Most Popular MILF Channel.” Damn, people  watch a lot of pornos. So much porn, so little time. Pornhub itself has revealed that many people watch porn during the day when they are at work. No wonder people aren’t getting any work done.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Anka Radakovich is a legendary Sex Columnist, Certified Sexologist, Sex Educator, Screenwriter, and Author of the new book THE WILD GIRLS CLUB, PART 2, Tales from New York to Hollywood. https://www.amazon.com/Wild-Girls-Club-Part-Hollywood/dp/0990462129/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr= THE WILD GIRLS CLUB, Part 2 is her third book. Her first two books The Wild Girls Club; Tales from below the Belt, and Sexplorations; Journeys to the Erogenous Frontier were both published by Crown/Random House. She was the Sex Columnist for DETAILS Magazine for 9 years and is currently a Sex Columnist for BRITISH GQ and Brides.com. Her writing has appeared in dozens of magazines including Marie Claire, Women’s Health, Men’s Health, Harper’s Bazaar, Cosmopolitan, Redbook, Men's Journal, Seventeen, Glamour, and Maxim. She has appeared on numerous television shows including 8 appearances with Conan O’Brien. She was a Jeopardy question under the category “Men’s Mags.” As a Sex Educator and Sexologist, she is a college lecturer at Universities throughout the country who offers her unique brand of sex education. She lives in New York City. Follow her on Twitter @ankarad.

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