L’Amour Secret’s Sexy Box Of Sex Toys

L’Amour Secret is the Birchbox of sex toys. Only more exciting! Like Birchbox, which sends out a monthly box of cosmetics to try, L’Amour Secret sends out a box of fun products to make your sex life more interesting.

And because the company promises that “the subscription box packaging is discreet to ensure your privacy is top priority”, you don’t have to worry about the UPS guy knowing way too much about your sex life.

The company doesn’t require a month to month subscription, and you can just get a one-time-only box for yourself or as a gift. Most customized boxes are $54.99.  “Give someone a gift they will never forget,” they promise. The box is good for anniversaries, birthdays, or weddings. Or Father’s Day when you want to give your favorite DILF a special gift.

“Our sex toy box for adults is filled with products that are refreshing for your passion-making moments and add a fun, hot, steamy, kinky twist to your bedroom,” the company says. To find out what’s inside, you will have to wait until your package hits your doorstep!”

It works by filling out a form that asks what your secret, taboo fantasies are. Since my secret is that I’m pretty much an anal sex virgin, I wanted to see what they would send me. A couple of days later (fast delivery!) my “naughty box” arrived. I must admit I got a little excited just opening the box. Inside was a chocolate “edible thong” from Kinmanmyjoy that can be “licked” from the front or back! OMG, can’t wait to try it out!

Next, were the “anal sex for beginners” items including a “anal douche” from Calexotics that is the first thing you’re supposed to do before anyone even ventures up the Hershey Highway. Second was the “Comfortably Numb Anal Desensitizing Cream” from Pipedream that takes the fear out of the “hole” thing, and a “Booty Call” butt plug from Vibetronics. Also included in the box was lube, condoms, and a bottle of toy cleaner.

But my favorite surprise in the box was the “Embroidered Venice Mask” from Shirley of Hollywood. Love. I once bought a black cat mask at a Halloween store, and answered the door when my boyfriend came over. All he said was “Nice”, and carried me into my bedroom, into the room of L’Amour. I’m counting the days when I get to use my new mask for some more amour.

(To get 20% off, use code SEXINTHENEWS at L’Amour Secret checkout.)

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My exotically sexy mask from L’Amour Secret.

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Anka Radakovich is a legendary Sex Columnist, Certified Sexologist, Sex Educator, Screenwriter, and Author of the new book THE WILD GIRLS CLUB, PART 2, Tales from New York to Hollywood. http://www.amazon.com/The-Wild-Girls-Club-Part/dp/0990462129. THE WILD GIRLS CLUB, Part 2 is her third book. Her first two books The Wild Girls Club; Tales from below the Belt, and Sexplorations; Journeys to the Erogenous Frontier were both published by Crown/Random House. She was the Sex Columnist for DETAILS Magazine for 9 years and is currently a Sex Columnist for BRITISH GQ. Her writing has appeared in dozens of magazines including Marie Claire, Women’s Health, Men’s Health, Harper’s Bazaar, Cosmopolitan, Redbook, Men’s Journal, Seventeen, Glamour, and Maxim. She has appeared on numerous television shows including 8 appearances with Conan O’Brien. She was a Jeopardy question under the category “Men’s Mags.” As a Sex Educator and Sexologist, she is a college lecturer at Universities throughout the country who offers her unique brand of sex education. She lives in New York City. Follow her on Twitter @ankarad.

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