Fleshlight Gets Its Freak On

Just in time for Halloween, Fleshlight adds new freaky sex toys to get your freak on. Their Fleshlight Freaks collection has the perfect gift for the freak in your life. Or to use on your freaky self.

Their creepy “Zombie” Dildo is great for any Walking Dead lovers who want to “fuck someone’s brains out.” The thing stays erect even after its dead! And the “Dracula” Fleshlight promises to “suck the life out of you!”

The groovy neon blue “Alien” dildo, also known as the UFO (“Unidentified Fucking Object”) is perfect Fleshlight says, for “exxxtraterrestrial intimacy.”

The company has sold millions and millions of these things, and say they are “the number one selling sex toy for men.”

“The Warming Dead Pack features a “zombie mouth” Fleshlight with scary teeth, and a “zombie lady” Fleshlight with a zombie vagina. It’s for those “looking to fulfill the ultimate, extremely strange zombie fantasy,” the company says. “This pack includes everything you need to revive, renew and restore your decaying toys and ensure a lifetime of fun. Feel alive!”
Zombie dildos to bring you back to life.


The “Alien” Fleshlight “UFO;” an Unidentifed Fucking Object.” It’s a “sensation that’s out of this world!”

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Anka Radakovich is a legendary Sex Columnist, Certified Sexologist, Sex Educator, Screenwriter, and Author of the new book THE WILD GIRLS CLUB, PART 2, Tales from New York to Hollywood. http://www.amazon.com/The-Wild-Girls-Club-Part/dp/0990462129. THE WILD GIRLS CLUB, Part 2 is her third book. Her first two books The Wild Girls Club; Tales from below the Belt, and Sexplorations; Journeys to the Erogenous Frontier were both published by Crown/Random House. She was the Sex Columnist for DETAILS Magazine for 9 years and is currently a Sex Columnist for BRITISH GQ. Her writing has appeared in dozens of magazines including Marie Claire, Women’s Health, Men’s Health, Harper’s Bazaar, Cosmopolitan, Redbook, Men's Journal, Seventeen, Glamour, and Maxim. She has appeared on numerous television shows including 8 appearances with Conan O’Brien. She was a Jeopardy question under the category “Men’s Mags.” As a Sex Educator and Sexologist, she is a college lecturer at Universities throughout the country who offers her unique brand of sex education. She lives in New York City. Follow her on Twitter @ankarad.