Welcome sex toy fiends to the last sex toy review blog of the year. Fireworks are just around the corner (and coming soon to a bedroom near You!), and as we reflect on the good, the bad and everything naughty and nice in 2017, we would like to present you with our Best Sex Toys of 2017!
To put together this list, I scoured the internet for the bestsellers of 2017 with the best reviews from real customers just like you. So, this list is not based on my personal favs, but on consumer favorites, award winners, and the top best sellers of the year.
I think you will find some awesome finds in this list for everyone, including men, women, couples, singles, gay, lesbian, transgender, beginners, and pros, those into kink and vanilla folks as well.
Best Vibe for Beginners – Satisfyer Penguin
The Satisfyer Pro Penguin is actually one of the best vibes of the year for beginners and pros alike. But, I chose the Beginner’s category, because it is so simple to use and will get any clitoris humming.
This vibe is actually a clitoral sucker which provides pulsating clitoral suction, without direct contact. It is a real crowd pleaser and is guaranteed to give you quick, amazing orgasms in less than 1 minute! 11 vibrating functions, waterproof, and rechargeable.
Best for Couples – We-Vibe Sync
The We-Vibe Sync is the latest in couple’s vibes, now with an adjustable fit that customizes to your unique shape to pleasure both the clitoris and G-spot during partnered sex. Takes couple’s sex lives to a whole new level of WOW! Connects with the We-Connect App for more features.
Best for Lesbians – Feeldoe
The Tantus Realdoe Feeldoe features a strapless strap-on design, which allows the wearer to get pleasured while they penetrate their partner. Much more intuitive than a regular strap-on, it also has a spot to insert a vibrating bullet.
Best for Gay Men – Tom of Finland P-spot Vibe
Tom of Finland P-Spot Vibe is an ergonomic P-Spot stimulator that comes with a powerful vibrating bullet for more stimulation. Perfectly angled to hit the prostate, the flared base will keep it in place while the angled head applies direct pressure and vibration to your P-Spot.
Best for Women – Magic Wand
The Magic Wand Rechargeable is just about the very best massager style vibrator on the market. Most powerful, reliable, and now rechargeable, your just can’t beat the Magic Wand.
Best Trans Toy – Buck-Off Buck Angel FTM Stroker Black
The Buck-off, official Buck Angel stroker is the first product designed specifically for transmen to engage in stroking fun. Made with Perfect Fit’s ultra soft SilaSkin the Buck-off feels like real flesh, and is sized perfectly for transmen who have started their transition FTM. As Buck Angel says, “Loving your new body is what it is all about.”
Best for Men – Blewit
The Blewit Pleasure Trainer is so cool it gives me penis envy… well almost. It is a uniquely designed masturbator that mimics the sensations of partnered sex and can be used both for pleasure and as a training tool to improve sexual performance. This toy features a hands-free vacuum stroke with intense suction, which it what makes it so awesome.
For a perennial round-up of men’s toys, I recommend Men’s Toys Hub, where you can find comprehensive info, reviews and discount codes for the best collection of men’s toys out there from pumps to prostate toys and blowjob machines to extenders!
Best for Kinky Play – Fifty Shades Freed Pleasure Overload 10 Days Of Pleasure
I’ve featured the Fifty Shades Freed Pleasure Overload 10 Days Of Pleasure kit before, but it also made it to this list as well because, it is pretty amazing, and it has everything you need to get started for an entire weekend of kinky play. Includes: small pleasure whip, blindfold, feather tickler, butt plug, vibrating ring, bullet vibrator, Ben Wa style ball and satin restraints. Let’s play!
Best for Sensual Play – Sex & Mischief Feather Tickler
Some products are the best just because they are so simple. It is hard to improve on a feather tickler for sensation play, and Sex & Mischief by Sportsheets makes the best there is. Made with 7” long feathers.
Best Sensual Accessory Product – Desir Metallique Collection Gold (Bijoux Indiscrets)
The Desir Metallique Collection Gold by Bijoux Indiscrets is what I would call elegant bondage. It won the Best Sensual Accessory Product last year at the Xbiz awards. It is sexy, cool, metallic and luxurious. Metallic mesh collar and metal bracelets in gold sold separately.
Best Kegel Exerciser – Lovelife Krush (OhMiBod)
Let’s not forget the importance of doing our kegels! The Ohmibod Lovelife series Krush Kegel exerciser helps strengthen the pelvic floor, with built in sensor technology and a strong motor for deep vibrations. The Krush measures the pressure, control, endurance, and grip of your PC muscles to enhance kegels. Comes with a TASL App that has: Quick start guide, Pelvic training courses, Voice guided training, Exercise activity training, Goal setting and rewards. App locking feature for extra security.
Best Anal Toy – B-Vibe
I don’t know who comes up with these innovative products, but the B-Vibe is a sure winner. This B-Vibe is a Rimming Anal Plug, that incorporates rotating beads for a rimming sensation and powerful tip vibration for orgasmic stimulation. Comes with wireless remote control and features five vibration and rotation intensity levels and six vibration patterns. Waterproof. Rechargeable.
Best Couple’s Vibrating O Ring- Ohare
The majority of couple’s vibrating cock rings on the market are okay, but not necessarily awesome. Basically, the Ohare vibrating ring turns a penis into a vibrating rabbit, with flexible rabbit ears and a super powered motor. Also, wireless, because, well, why not?
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