The “Earl”; The World’s Swankiest Buttplug

Ever wonder what to get the man who has everything? Wonder no more as the swankiest butt plug has arrived for the man who has arrived… And wants to put a fancy, gold plated $2,590 butt plug up his butthole. It’s like putting a Rolex up your ass. Except that it feels a lot better.

Fancy ass sex toy maker Lelo says that it is “Quite simply the most distinguished gentlemen’s plug in the world, perfect for personal indulgence and shared pleasure, The EARL (which is trademarked) is available in 24-karat gold or Stainless Steel or Gold. They recommend heating the thing up in warm water first for the full,  pleasurable prostate massaging experience.

For ultimate luxury and convenience, The Earl has a handle at the end so you can just pull it out when you’re done doing the sexy Assy McNasty.  And it even comes with matchy matchy cufflinks so a man can let his lover know what’s on the itinerary after a big night out.


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Anka Radakovich is a legendary Sex Columnist, Certified Sexologist, Sex Therapist, Sex Educator, Screenwriter, and Author of the new book THE WILD GIRLS CLUB, PART 2, Tales from New York to Hollywood. THE WILD GIRLS CLUB, Part 2 is her third book. Her first two books, The Wild Girls Club; Tales from below the Belt, and Sexplorations; Journeys to the Erogenous Frontier were both published by Crown/Random House. She was the Sex Columnist for DETAILS Magazine for 9 years and is currently a Sex Columnist for BRITISH GQ and writes the weekly "Ask Anka"/"Sexual Healing" column for Her writing has appeared in dozens of magazines including Marie Claire, Women’s Health, Men’s Health, Harper’s Bazaar, Cosmopolitan, Redbook, Men's Journal, Seventeen, Glamour, and Maxim. She has appeared on numerous television shows including 8 appearances with Conan O’Brien. She was a Jeopardy question under the category “Men’s Mags.” As a Sex Educator and Sexologist, she is a college lecturer at Universities throughout the country who offers her unique brand of sex education. Follow her on Twitter @ankarad.