Study Reveals What People Prefer In A Sexual Partner (Big Penis), Among Other Things

According to a new sex study, here’s what men and women want in a sexual partner. And they say size doesn’t matter! Not. Australian diamond company Forkitp surveyed 5,000 people “in a relationship” and found that women’s preferred body part in a man is a nice big penis. Second is being “athletic and fit,” and third is being “tall,” which explains why studies have shown that most men under 5 foot 9/10ish lie about their height on dating sites.

Men like a “healthy body figure,” which is fair enough, a “big booty,” and “firm breasts,” which is possibly fueled by all the big boob and ass porn they watch.

“We wanted to understand how relationships and ‘mating rituals’ are evolving,” the surveyors said. “And we threw in some hairy questions just for fun too. People loved answering this survey and we had 5,000 respondents in next to no time.”

One of the “hairy” (more like horny) questions asked was “Would you participate in an orgy with your current partner?”  19.9% said “Only of the other couples were hot,” 56% said “No way,” and 24.1% said it “would take a few drinks.” If you’ve ever been to an orgy, all three answers would be correct.

Next, the survey asked “Do you lie to your current partner about your number of ex’s? No surprise here, while 50% of men said “yes” and 49.7% said “no”, the majority of women, 79.2% said “yes,” with only 20% saying “no.” Here’s a situation where the majority of women on this planet are forced to lower the number of exes they said they’ve been with, or they’ll be judged to be a “slut,” a word that doesn’t exist for even the sluttiest of manho’s.

And now for the juicy, humiliating stuff. The survey asked men what they “didn’t like about their female partners.” “Too loose,” was the number one answer, which could be due to having children, or having a partner with a small peen. “Makes too much noise” was an interesting answer, since men usually say they like moaning and groaning sounds. “Breasts too small” was the third most popular answer, and a fact of life as girls now get boob jobs for their high school graduation. “Lack of booty” is a new one, caused by an aesthetic change in taste for big asses.

And what is it that women don’t like about their male partners?

Apparently, women hate “weird noises.” We’re not sure exactly what that means, but while women enjoy sexy moans, maybe its the farting and grunting they are talking about. “Penis too small” is a big one, “ejaculates too quick” is often a problem, and “changes position too frequently” can keep a woman from having an orgasm just as she is about to to have one.

We like surveys like this that keep it real. Even if some of these issues are hard to hear, just discussing them can lead to real solutions; and really hot sex.

All photos courtesy of  diamond company Forktip.

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Anka Radakovich is a legendary Sex Columnist, Certified Sexologist, Sex Educator, Screenwriter, and Author of the new book THE WILD GIRLS CLUB, PART 2, Tales from New York to Hollywood. http://www.amazon.com/The-Wild-Girls-Club-Part/dp/0990462129. THE WILD GIRLS CLUB, Part 2 is her third book. Her first two books The Wild Girls Club; Tales from below the Belt, and Sexplorations; Journeys to the Erogenous Frontier were both published by Crown/Random House. She was the Sex Columnist for DETAILS Magazine for 9 years and is currently a Sex Columnist for BRITISH GQ. Her writing has appeared in dozens of magazines including Marie Claire, Women’s Health, Men’s Health, Harper’s Bazaar, Cosmopolitan, Redbook, Men's Journal, Seventeen, Glamour, and Maxim. She has appeared on numerous television shows including 8 appearances with Conan O’Brien. She was a Jeopardy question under the category “Men’s Mags.” As a Sex Educator and Sexologist, she is a college lecturer at Universities throughout the country who offers her unique brand of sex education. She lives in New York City. Follow her on Twitter @ankarad.

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