Straight and Gay Star Wars Porn Parodies Rise Up

Made in 2012, Star Wars XXX, a porn parody, gets a second life with 4.5 million views of it’s trailer on youtube. Directed by porn parody king Axel Braun, the spoof stars Allie Haze, Seth Gamble, and Kimberly Kane, and was produced by Vivid Video, which says DVD sales have increased five-fold in the past two weeks since the release of Star Wars, The Force Awakens. This parody is fun, and great to give as a gift or watch as a couple. Scenes include Princess Leia giving Darth Vader (played by Lexington Steele) the bj of his life! Even Chewbacca gets lucky.

Porn parodies pretty much saved the adult video business in 2007-2008 during the recession, when DVD sales dropped more than 50%. Back then psychiatrists reported that people recently unemployed found comfort in watching their favorite movie characters getting it on with each other.

And for the gay market, Men.com has produced a new gay Star Wars 4 part series, released On Christmas, Dec. 25th. Luke, Darth Vader, and Hans Solo use the force to go down on each other. Then Luke gets it on in an orgy with a bunch of sexy storm troopers. Check out the “gaylaxy” below. And may the farce be with you.

 

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Anka Radakovich is a legendary Sex Columnist, Certified Sexologist, Sex Therapist, Sex Educator, Screenwriter, and Author of the new book THE WILD GIRLS CLUB, PART 2, Tales from New York to Hollywood. THE WILD GIRLS CLUB, Part 2 is her third book. Her first two books, The Wild Girls Club; Tales from below the Belt, and Sexplorations; Journeys to the Erogenous Frontier were both published by Crown/Random House. She was the Sex Columnist for DETAILS Magazine for 9 years and is currently a Sex Columnist for BRITISH GQ and writes the weekly "Ask Anka"/"Sexual Healing" column for Brides.com. Her writing has appeared in dozens of magazines including Marie Claire, Women’s Health, Men’s Health, Harper’s Bazaar, Cosmopolitan, Redbook, Men's Journal, Seventeen, Glamour, and Maxim. She has appeared on numerous television shows including 8 appearances with Conan O’Brien. She was a Jeopardy question under the category “Men’s Mags.” As a Sex Educator and Sexologist, she is a college lecturer at Universities throughout the country who offers her unique brand of sex education. Follow her on Twitter @ankarad.

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