What Did The Sexual Satisfaction Study Say?

A new sex study says the average sexual satisfaction “score” in the U.S. is 70%. It also found that 39% of American have sex on Sundays. Amen!

The study was conducted by Lovely, a sex toy & app that suggests new positions & stimulation techniques, and “other sex related ideas to try next time.” The people behind the app and sex toy that promises to “make couples scream with joy,” surveyed 432 couples (including 12 gay couples).

The questionnaire asked couples “On a scale of 1-100, how sexually satisfied are you?” With an average of 70 points out of 100, Kentucky came in first, with 90 points. Behind them was Maine with 89 points, and Alabama at 86 points. States with the lowest points included West Virginia with 59, Georgia and Texas with 55.

2,160 sexual encounters were analyzed in the study and found that the average sex session lasted 12 minutes. An interesting finding was that couples who had the shortest encounters (average of 11 minutes) reported the highest sexual satisfaction levels (80 out of 100 points) and said they enjoyed the shorter sessions more! Couples who reported longer encounters (average of 15 minutes) had the average satisfaction of 60 points. Note to self: quickie.

The most fun part of the study was the “What’s your favorite position question?” broken down by state. Couples in Utah liked the cowgirl position, Wisconsin liked 69, Colorado did doggie style, and Texas, of course, liked the “rodeo” position the best. But overall, the number one favorite position in America was good ol’ fashioned missionary, with couples in 10 states saying it was their favorite. This should be taught in geography class!

Lovers in Indiana liked the “drill” position where the guy drills from above, while people in Arizona preferred the “spiritual” “lotus” position where the couple sits cross-legged while drillin’ it in.

New Mexico liked the “deck chair” position where the guy bends his legs and “sits” on the floor facing her while she spreads her legs, and Connecticut liked the “victory” position where the lady lies on her back with her legs up in the air in the “V” position for a win-win situation.

The lovely sex toy consists of a stretchy ring that the man puts on his boner. It vibrates for assisted clitoris rubbing, and the penis ring helps keep the man bone up. The company is devoted to improving the sex lives of Americans, which is a great way to show patriotism.

Hook up his penis to an app and a sex toy and see what happens. The worst that could happen: it could feel good. And that could be lovely.

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Anka Radakovich is a legendary Sex Columnist, Certified Sexologist, Sex Educator, Screenwriter, and Author of the new book THE WILD GIRLS CLUB, PART 2, Tales from New York to Hollywood. http://www.amazon.com/The-Wild-Girls-Club-Part/dp/0990462129. THE WILD GIRLS CLUB, Part 2 is her third book. Her first two books The Wild Girls Club; Tales from below the Belt, and Sexplorations; Journeys to the Erogenous Frontier were both published by Crown/Random House. She was the Sex Columnist for DETAILS Magazine for 9 years and is currently a Sex Columnist for BRITISH GQ. Her writing has appeared in dozens of magazines including Marie Claire, Women’s Health, Men’s Health, Harper’s Bazaar, Cosmopolitan, Redbook, Men's Journal, Seventeen, Glamour, and Maxim. She has appeared on numerous television shows including 8 appearances with Conan O’Brien. She was a Jeopardy question under the category “Men’s Mags.” As a Sex Educator and Sexologist, she is a college lecturer at Universities throughout the country who offers her unique brand of sex education. She lives in New York City. Follow her on Twitter @ankarad.

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