It’s Official: Study Says 74% of Women Hate Dick Pics

To the guy I met on the Amtrak train who I gave my email to: Never, ever send a dick pic to a girl you just met, especially when it is smallish and majorly bent.

Like many women I know, I am not the only one who gets dick pics sent to me five minutes after I meet someone. Like what are these guys thinking? That their just okay looking member (that needs surrounding hedges trimmed) is going to send me into erotic ecstasy? What ever happened to courtship and men acting like gentlemen? Call me old fashioned, but I’d be much more turned on to a pic of a guy’s face instead of his dick in my face.

The “dick pic” convo ensued at my place the other night with two of my single, gay men friends who told me that they send dick pics to men they want to meet on Grindr all the time. And that “everyone” does it. As a heterosexual woman, I like the penis. I like a nice throbbing boner, Kielbasa, or Woodrow; they’re all good. But if I don’t know someone, I think its creepy for them to send a jpg of their Johnson. But that’s just me.

Am I the only one here? Apparently not. The married people who cheat with other married people over at Ashley Madison, the “affair” site, conducted a study of its members who send pics of their members. Like most dating sites such as Tinder and Bumble, the courtship ritual is ruined as soon as the guy sends over the dick & hairy balls pic to the nice ladies who are trying to date someone who is not a psycho.

“Since Ashley  Madison is committed to fostering a less prickly environment for women on its site, ” they announced, we’re rolling out a new PSA video this week calling for an end to the harassment.”

The YouTube public service announcement called “Phoner Boner PSA 2018” video advices men who are trying to sleep with married women on their site (or any woman) to “Keep the junk mail to yourself.” 

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Anka Radakovich is a legendary Sex Columnist, Certified Sexologist, Sex Educator, Screenwriter, and Author of the new book THE WILD GIRLS CLUB, PART 2, Tales from New York to Hollywood. https://www.amazon.com/Wild-Girls-Club-Part-Hollywood/dp/0990462129/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr= THE WILD GIRLS CLUB, Part 2 is her third book. Her first two books The Wild Girls Club; Tales from below the Belt, and Sexplorations; Journeys to the Erogenous Frontier were both published by Crown/Random House. She was the Sex Columnist for DETAILS Magazine for 9 years and is currently a Sex Columnist for BRITISH GQ and Brides.com. Her writing has appeared in dozens of magazines including Marie Claire, Women’s Health, Men’s Health, Harper’s Bazaar, Cosmopolitan, Redbook, Men's Journal, Seventeen, Glamour, and Maxim. She has appeared on numerous television shows including 8 appearances with Conan O’Brien. She was a Jeopardy question under the category “Men’s Mags.” As a Sex Educator and Sexologist, she is a college lecturer at Universities throughout the country who offers her unique brand of sex education. She lives in New York City. Follow her on Twitter @ankarad.

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