How Do Lesbians Get Pregnant?

It’s a sex toy! It’s a turkey baster! It’s the Semenette, a new sex toy that replaces old school turkey basters for lesbians who want to have a baby. For lesbians and single women who don’t want to pay some doctor $500- $2,500 a pop to squirt some man jizz up their lady business, this thing is for “where the boys aren’t” do-it-yourselfers.

Nominated for the X-Biz sex toy of the year, the products was created by Stephanie Berman,  whose family has been in the “assisted procreation” business (ovulation kits, pregnancy testers.etc) for 11 years. She told the New York Post that yes, “People still use turkey basters.”

“The Semenette is ideal for a lesbian couple or a single woman who wants to re-create the feeling and experience of traditional ejaculation in the privacy of their own home while having a little fun, as well” she says. And what’s next? The Semenette 2, a non-dick looking sex toy for women who are less interested in having sex with something that looks like a penis.

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Anka Radakovich is a legendary Sex Columnist, Certified Sexologist, Sex Educator, Screenwriter, and Author of the new book THE WILD GIRLS CLUB, PART 2, Tales from New York to Hollywood. http://www.amazon.com/The-Wild-Girls-Club-Part/dp/0990462129. THE WILD GIRLS CLUB, Part 2 is her third book. Her first two books The Wild Girls Club; Tales from below the Belt, and Sexplorations; Journeys to the Erogenous Frontier were both published by Crown/Random House. She was the Sex Columnist for DETAILS Magazine for 9 years and is currently a Sex Columnist for BRITISH GQ. Her writing has appeared in dozens of magazines including Marie Claire, Women’s Health, Men’s Health, Harper’s Bazaar, Cosmopolitan, Redbook, Men’s Journal, Seventeen, Glamour, and Maxim. She has appeared on numerous television shows including 8 appearances with Conan O’Brien. She was a Jeopardy question under the category “Men’s Mags.” As a Sex Educator and Sexologist, she is a college lecturer at Universities throughout the country who offers her unique brand of sex education. She lives in New York City. Follow her on Twitter @ankarad.

71 COMMENTS

  1. How does that work with some state laws that state unless a doctor administers the semen, the donor may have parental rights still in tact?

  2. Stephanie Berman,
    I think it’s a awesome idea.. But im a stud and have always wanted my own child.. Me and my girlfriend gave talked about it. I can’t wait to see your #2 cause in not so much into the penis lol

  3. Some people are so oblivious. This has nothing to do with the legality of things. Of course a sex toy doesn’t void a donors right. Unless you go through a doctor the only thing that can be done is to have him relinquish his right after the baby is born. By the way common sense says this thing will not work nearly as well as the video depicts. You’ll notice she sucked up water into it. Semen is obviously thicker than water. If you paid attention to the length of the tube and the amount of water sucked into it that’s also a dead give away. Most semen samples will not be over 5ml. That’s a very small amount. There wouldn’t be enough pressure built up in the tube to dispense the sample.

  4. Or you could go to a local sex store and buy a ejaculating dildo toy. This isn’t a new creation. I seen one a few days ago called “buss it!” .. I’m not even joking.

  5. If someone wants to be with a woman it’s their business! To all you negative people on here talking crap God is the only person who can judge! I think what 1 person can do to have a baby anything can help!

  6. Thou shall not judge people being hypocrites really when you have child molesters, murderers and that is ok right wow 2 people who love each other we are so blindsided by what we read and taught at a young age . Come on now we all got skeletons no one is perfect worry about something more serious like war the economy the next president geez let people live and yes I am all for it.

  7. Man all the guys on here dum asf frfr cause yous mad that women dont want yall asses no more y would we want kids with u dead beat ass mfz yea yous want to inpregnate a women but wont take the responsibilty……smh and previlege hahaha funny the last time i remember when r the ones who carry the kids for 9 months…

  8. What is wrong with people these days. Im a lesbian yes and there is nothing wrong with that. All these people talking about God on here and how he dont like it and blah blah blah. It says in the Bible “Thou shalt not judge one another.” looks like most of yall olare doing that on here so yall wanna talk about lesbians having babies then yall got some religious issues cause yall are going against the Bible as well. Only God can judge not all of yall hypocrites.

  9. It’s pathetic but yet you took the time to read the whole post to write not one, but TWO comments. Probably watched the video hoping for a preview! Your pathetic!

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