You Can Now Order “Post Orgasm” Pizza

Ever crave pizza right after sex with someone–or sex with yourself?

Camsoda, a webcam site, has announced the debut of RubGrub, “a vibrator that orders food following an orgasm.” I’ll have large orgasm and a medium pizza please.

The new delivery service is made possible with a Bluetooth button (similiar to the Amazon Dash Button), designed to fit on a Lovesense Nora vibrator. The button has payment/delivery info, which is programmed into it at the time of purchase and connects to Domino’s through its pizza-ordering app, when the user is “done”.

According to Daryn Parker, VP of CamSoda,”Masturbation, while ultimately enjoyable, can be a strenuous physical activity during which someone exerts a lot of energy and burns many calories. Inevitably, once someone has climaxed, they feel lethargic and hungry. That, couple with the fact that we live in a society where people want everything at their fingertips, led us to the development of RubGrub.” (In other words, everyone is masturbating constantly to porn and web cams, and they want pizza delivered because it has rendered them a temporary veg.)

“Now, he says “in order to enjoy your Saturday night, all you need is your RubGrub device. Get off and get stuffed, with a click of a button.”

According to studies, the average masturbation session takes approximately 10-15 minutes and burns 60-90 calories. During such time a person’s heart rate increases, their skin may begin to feel flushed, and their junk will swell with blood, all while muscle tension is building up. Once a climax happens, muscles relax and a cocktail of feel-good chemicals are released. After stimulation and a happy ending, the body naturally begins to focus on other primal need, one of which is food.

Rubgrub is a collaboration with Lovense, “a high-tech sex toy company whose tagline is “Use teledildonics to improve your sex life!” The Nora sex toy is $119.95 and the rubgrub button is $19.95. While initially launching with the ability to order pizza, the adult entertainment company plans to add additional restaurant chains, including Mexican and Chinese food.

“Rubgrub is a programmable bluetooth button that fits on the Lush sex toy and pairs with your favorite pizza app. Save your address and payment details in the app and choose your pizza. After that, your pizza will magically appear at your door.” Enjoy some sausage, an orgasm, then a sausage pizza. And when the delivery person shows up, you can both thank each other for coming.

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Anka Radakovich is a legendary Sex Columnist, Certified Sexologist, Sex Educator, Screenwriter, and Author of the new book THE WILD GIRLS CLUB, PART 2, Tales from New York to Hollywood. http://www.amazon.com/The-Wild-Girls-Club-Part/dp/0990462129. THE WILD GIRLS CLUB, Part 2 is her third book. Her first two books The Wild Girls Club; Tales from below the Belt, and Sexplorations; Journeys to the Erogenous Frontier were both published by Crown/Random House. She was the Sex Columnist for DETAILS Magazine for 9 years and is currently a Sex Columnist for BRITISH GQ. Her writing has appeared in dozens of magazines including Marie Claire, Women’s Health, Men’s Health, Harper’s Bazaar, Cosmopolitan, Redbook, Men's Journal, Seventeen, Glamour, and Maxim. She has appeared on numerous television shows including 8 appearances with Conan O’Brien. She was a Jeopardy question under the category “Men’s Mags.” As a Sex Educator and Sexologist, she is a college lecturer at Universities throughout the country who offers her unique brand of sex education. She lives in New York City. Follow her on Twitter @ankarad.

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