Cafe In Switzerland To Offer “Robot Fellatio” With Your Cappuccino

We reported in June about a cafe in Geneva, Switzerland that planned to offer blow jobs with a customer’s coffee. But it looks like their $62.00 cup of steaming hot fellatio is now off the menu; fellatio by humans, that is.

Although prostitution is legal in Switzerland, a spokeswoman from Geneva’s department of security and economy told The Local, an English language newspaper that “paid-for sexual services are banned in public establishments under the law who cater food and sell drinks”.

What can the blow job cafe do? Who is going to give their proposed “fellatio frappe”, stiff “oral sex espresso,” and massive “mouthy mocha?”

Sex robots. That’s right, the cafe is considering buying expensive sex dolls to do the dirty work. But wait, last time we checked those silicone sex dolls don’t really have working mouths. Does that mean that baristas will have to move the dolls mouths up and down? How does that work? And who wants to have sloppy seconds? Yuck. This is the worst idea we’ve heard in months.

The cafe, which was supposed to open by the end of the year, was planning on having customers pick out who gives them the b.j. by looking at an iPad and choosing a cafe hooker. “In five or ten minutes, it’s all over,” reported the proposed cafe’s owner, Bradley Charvet, “about the time it takes waiting in line at Starbucks.”

 

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Anka Radakovich is a legendary Sex Columnist, Certified Sexologist, Sex Educator, Screenwriter, and Author of the new book THE WILD GIRLS CLUB, PART 2, Tales from New York to Hollywood. http://www.amazon.com/The-Wild-Girls-Club-Part/dp/0990462129. THE WILD GIRLS CLUB, Part 2 is her third book. Her first two books The Wild Girls Club; Tales from below the Belt, and Sexplorations; Journeys to the Erogenous Frontier were both published by Crown/Random House. She was the Sex Columnist for DETAILS Magazine for 9 years and is currently a Sex Columnist for BRITISH GQ. Her writing has appeared in dozens of magazines including Marie Claire, Women’s Health, Men’s Health, Harper’s Bazaar, Cosmopolitan, Redbook, Men's Journal, Seventeen, Glamour, and Maxim. She has appeared on numerous television shows including 8 appearances with Conan O’Brien. She was a Jeopardy question under the category “Men’s Mags.” As a Sex Educator and Sexologist, she is a college lecturer at Universities throughout the country who offers her unique brand of sex education. She lives in New York City. Follow her on Twitter @ankarad.

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