Sunday, August 20, 2017

Ikea Offers “Retail Therapy” For Relationships

In a fun, new marketing campaign, Ikea offers retail therapy for every couple’s relationship problems. “IKEA is where life happens,” says the furniture and home products mega company. With each product offered, they have replaced the real product’s name and renamed it “to the relationship problem you just googled.”

Their “Hemnes Daybed” for example, with three drawers and two mattresses ($507.00), was renamed “My partner snores.” Ikea says it’s “All to make life at home easier for you. Because life evolves every day and everything, yes everything, can get better.”

The “He doesn’t text back” 3-port USB charger goes for $9.99 and the “He can’t say he loves me” writing/magnetic board is $19.99. Then there’s the “dating three at once” problem solved by a “triple wireless charger for $69.99.

The “He steals the covers” comforter is $39.99, the “Why can’t men open up?” corkscrew is $1.99, the “I ate too many meatballs bike is $499.00, the “My partner annoys me” double desk with screen in-between is $1,276.00. The “Tell girlfriend I’m sorry” drawing paper solves relationship dramas for only $4.99.

And finally, the cute “How to have a happy relationship” ash veneer bed frame for $489.00 will put you in the right frame of mind for anything.

If he can’t say it, maybe he can write it.

How To Make A DIY Sex-Attracting Fragrance

Olfactory senses play a significant part in our sexual stimulation. Whether we’re aware of it or not, smells send important chemical messages to potential mates. Tests show that Lavender ranked highly among both men and women, but the scent of licorice earned the most positive erotic response from females while pumpkin (more accurately, the spices we associate with pumpkin) was #1 among men. How appropriate that the holiday season is upon us. It’s one that often hosts scents of spiced pumpkin and other tasty foods, so naturally, it should be one that inspires people to get a little closer. Fun fact: most babies are conceived in December! Coincidence?

If you’re in the mood to entice your romantic interest and heat things up indoors while things get cooler outdoors, you may want to consider creating the ideal scent for your room or for yourself. The steps below are simple, so if you have even the slightest talent for DIY projects, the following is definitely worth trying.

For body:

To make your own irresistible scent, you’ll need a carrier oil, such as jojoba, almond, grapeseed, avocado or sesame oil. These are all easily accessible oils that are lightweight and safely absorb into your skin.

You will also need 100% pure essential oils. FYI, licorice is a difficult smell to come by, but fennel and anise have a licorice smell. Below are suggested oils for you to select from and create your own holiday spice mixture.

In a 10ml roller bottle or perfume jar, mix 10 – 14 drops of each of your favorite smells. You’ll probably want to keep this below 24 drops in total and if you want a particular scent to be stronger, make that number of drops greater than the other scents (EX: 14 drops lead scent, 8 drops secondary scent or 10, 8, 6 of a combo of 3 oils). Fill the rest of the bottle with your preferred carrier oil, close and shake. Apply to hot spots on your body like the back of your neck, wrists or insides of your elbows when you’re ready to seduce.

For home:

  • Decorative jar
  • Reed diffuser sticks
  • Essential oils (Ex: cedarwood, lime, vanilla, nutmeg, cardamom, clove, cinnamon, pine, orange, anise, ginger)

To create your own diffuser, blend 1/4 cup of hot water with ¼ cup of vodka…yes, vodka. Then, ad no more than 25 drops of whichever combination of essential oils you chose to blend to create your ideal scent. Mix it up, then carefully pour it in into a decorative jar. Dip a handful of diffuser sticks in the jar, then take your stick out, turn them upside down, place them back in the jar and let them stay in that way. The subtle scent that this ads to your home will help set the right mood for your time with you company.


Sexy Halloween Costumes For Men

For men who are wondering what to wear this Halloween, we have one word for you: sexy. Women have known this for years; it’s the one day of the year we get to dress like a slut without someone calling us a slut.

Forget the giant dice or spooky skeleton costume; Halloween is the one holiday of the year that people report getting laid more than any other, so wear something sexy.

There are many ways you can go with this, such as dressing in uniform, which is sexy to both women and gay men. Fireman, policeman, or anything military gets us hot. (“Sargent Dick” reporting for duty.)

Even better, you can use the costume later for role-playing cosplay, where he gets to “arrest” you for being so damn sexy.


Women and gay men say one of their top fantasies is a man in uniform, so go for it on Halloween.

A man in a Scottish Kilt does it for us too. It encourages us to flirt and ask what’s under the kilt, and ask if you are wearing any undies.

A gay friend tells me he gets flirted with the most when he dresses up like a woman, while straight women like men who look super masculine. I called up Ricky’s Halloween in NYC and asked what their most popular men’s costumes were. “Superheroes,” they reported. They also said they sold out all costumes that had a giant penis attached to it.


This costume could be sexy, depending on who is wearing it.

Covergirl Announces First Coverboy

Covergirl Cosmetics has announced it’s first coverboy, 17-year-old beauty vlogger James Charles. He joined covergirl beauty Katy Perry for a recent shoot to promote the company’s “So Lashy!” mascara campaign that airs later this month.

In a statement Covergirl said, “All of our CoverGirls are role models and boundary-breakers, fearlessly expressing themselves, standing up for what they believe, and redefining what it means to be beautiful. James Charles is no exception.”

The teen alt make-up artist is self taught and is a senior in high school. He rose to fame on YouTube by creating videos teaching both men and women how to do their makeup. But his internet “breakthrough” happened when his “fierce” high school yearbook photo went viral. He is know for his wild and fun make-up, such as blue lips with blue glitter under the eyes. “I truly hope that this shows that anyone and everyone can wear makeup,”he says.

The new coverboy will follow in the footsteps of models such as Christie Brinkley and Cybill Shepherd who were covergirls in the late 1960’s.


James Charles’ high school yearbook photo. He hated his other year’s photos, so the photographer let him style his own. And a coverboy was born!

Sexy Halloween Costumes Have Gone To The Dogs

Every year Halloween costumes for women get sluttier and sluttier. That’s because “Slut-O-Ween” is the one night women can walk around in a slutty outfit without being slut shamed.

But this Halloween, costumes have gone to the dogs. This year dogs just wanna have fun and dress up for Halloween in sexy doggie style. The “Marilyn Monroe” costume complete with canine cleavage was sold out months in advance from Halloweencostumes. It was sold as a dog costume or with a matching outfit for the dog owner.

Since costumes stores tell us that most of their ready-made doggie costumes are already sold out, you can always make your own. Like this DIY’er guy did: just get a child’s wig and a pair of undies and your dog is ready for the Halloween Parade, like the massive, creative, and fun one in NYC’s Greenwich Village. He’ll probably get more attention than you will. There’s also the annual Tompkin’s Square Halloween Dog Parade on October 22nd in NYC that is the “largest dog costume parade in the world.” Where else can you see sexy bulldogs doing runway?


The “Naughty Maid” outfit from Spoiled Rotten Doggies comes with a matching French Maid outfit for your “naughty” doggie.


Here’ the “sexy schoolgirl dog” which will cause other dogs to want to sniff under her pleated skirt.


And the fetishy female (or transdog) cop is doggone sexy.pretty-officer-chihuahua-pet-costume

Lingerie For Guys? Yes!

Do real men wear lacy lingerie? Apparently so. A new lingerie brand for dudes takes gender specific undies and disrupts what men’s underwear has traditionally looked like. Menagerie says they have introduced “A new era of male intimate wear that combines masculine styling with fabrics traditionally reserved for the most elegant ladies’ wear. The line was “created to revolutionize how men feel about intimate apparel” and it “intends to change the way men think about their underwear.”

The underwear includes boxer briefs that look like black lacy Spanx with a codpiece, and a corset waist trainer for guys who who want to maintain their guyish figures. For anyone judging, the lacy boxers are sold out!

The company’s name was inspired by the definition of the word “menagerie,” which means “a collection of wild animals kept in captivity for exhibition,” or “a strange or diverse collection of people or things.”

The silk boxer shorts are something anyone of any gender would find sexy. And their black silk kimono robe is luxuriously sexy and looks like fun to roll around in. We also like their black “sock garter belts” that look vintagey and slightly fetishy.



Garter belts for guys.


A “Playguy” bunny!

Hollywood Hair Stylist Makes A Rainbow Statement

Hair stylist Guy Tang creates some of the most beautiful, colorful hair we’ve seen. Whether you want to go green, blue, or purple, this Hollywood “hair activist” will give you luxurious, sexy locks. Between his gorgeous colors and beautiful hair extensions, you will have “hairgasms.”

As part of his activism, he does “unicorn” rainbow hair that celebrates gay pride. He achieves his glamorous look by first bleaching the hair white, then adding intense color. Regarding his prices, “I consult with the client and tell them beforehand how much it will cost,” he says, because sometimes it can be $500-$1,000 and can takes hours.” His prices start at $300, but if you want to attempt the look yourself, his YouTube videos get millions of views and have made him a YouTube star.

Another secret in his arsenal is Olaplex, which keeps the color you just paid celebrity prices for from fading. Tang’s celebrity clients include Kylie Jenner, her sisters, Jennifer Lopez, and Cameron Diaz.

And if you’ve ever wondered how the Kardashians and other celebrities suddenly “grow” sexy, long locks in one day, Tang has created a line of hair extensions called Bellami Balayage by Guy Tang. For about $250.00 you too have have super sexy star quality hair.


Rainbow tresses celebrate gay pride.


Guy Tang’s dreamy rainbow hair.


Guy Tang hiding behind his green mermaid hair.



MAC Cosmetics Debuts Caitlyn Jenner Lipstick

M.A.C. Cosmetics has launched a new lipstick shade inspired by Caitlyn Jenner. The lipstick will benefit the M.A.C. AIDS Fund Transgender Initiative, which assists trans people who face homelessness, HIV/AIDS, discrimination and violence. M.A.C.’s effective credo is “All ages, all races, all sexes.” The shade, a “mid-tone rosey nude,” will retail for $18.00. and is called “Finally Free.”

“I wanted a name that I use, and which represents a community,” says Jenner. This is who I am; Finally Free.”

“For me,” he says, “the issue was that I was getting destroyed in the tabloids. The last two years were intense. I had four or five paparazzo’s cars following me everywhere. As soon as I left my house, I would try to lose them. I would be racing through canyons just to get rid of these guys, thinking this is so stupid.”

“People go through so much to figure out how to deal with this issue; if they have a trans child, they have to move schools and start their kid somewhere new with a different identity, just so they won’t be harassed. For me, how do I deal? Do I run off to Alaska? Find a log cabin in the backwoods and transition? Eventually, the media would find me, no matter what I did. So, I had to do it publicly. I had to answer all those questions that had been out there for so long. So we put together a plan with Diane [Sawyer] and Vanity Fair that was very thought-out. And it worked better than we ever thought it would.”

“For people to realize that to be able to live your life authentically is the most wonderful gift you can give yourself,” says Jenner. The limited edition lipstick is already a collector’s item.

A Relaxing, Global Gift For Him

Ever stumped for a gift to give the man (or men) in your life; your boss, co-worker, boyfriend, husband, or Dad? We recommend sex toys for your husband or boyfriend, but giving your boss the “Blow On The Go” Fleshlight or the “Super Head Honcho” might be awkward.

Here’s a unique gift that we found strangely relaxing. The rotating globe from Mova International rotates on its own; no batteries or electricity needed, as it gets it’s energy from the Earth’s gravitational pull. The glove “provides a therapeutic calm,” says the company, with it’s “silent rotation.”

And speaking of relaxation, great sex is relaxed, “mindful” sex. You’ll never have good sex when you’re distracted or stressed out. Yoga and relaxed breathing is a big help, as is practicing regular, “mindful” breathing. Breathing slowly in and out “can be calming and energizing,” says alternative health doctor Dr. Andrew Weil, M.D.

And while you’re breathing in and out slowly at your desk, trying to un-stress yourself from the person stressing you out, try the quick fix “relaxation globe” while you’re at it.  Just put this baby on your desk for a few minutes and you’ll forget about your stressful distractions. Use it for a relaxed and clear state of mind.

Check out the rotating globe here on Vimeo. (Click on “Watch on Vimeo.”)

Sit ‘n Screw: The Revel Sex Chair

Want to have an un-boring sex life? Try something different, like a sex chair from Revel Furniture. Kevin and Erin Jensen, married for ten years, wanted to amp up their sex life, so they started shopping online for sex furniture. But what they found were “sex swings that looked awful, uncomfortable hammocks, and cheap looking inflatable furniture. Everything looked either either tacky or sleazy. We have three young daughters, so the last thing we wanted was a stripper pole in the living room.”

So Jenson, a contractor with a degree in Architecture and Interior design, started tinkering in his garage and came up with the “Essence” sex chair.” The ergonomically designed reclining chair moves. And grooves. “When I finished the prototype we just threw a blanket on it and had sex right there in the garage,” he told us. “Right afterwards we knew we were on to something.” His first customer was a female ER doctor, a neighbor who saw the chair in Jensen’s garage. (The chair is perfect for trying those porn star moves without ending up in the ER.)

Since then, the chair has sold worldwide (it’s big in Canada.) One was ordered by a Prince and sits in a Palace in Dubai. The “sex throne” can accommodate up to three people, won’t break, and won’t tip over. Plus it’s easy to clean. The chair is a tasteful cross between Scandinavian and mid century modern design and looks like “regular” furniture. Jenson also reports that he is now affectionately known in his Northern California neighborhood as “the sex chair dude.”


The Essence chair is $2,300 and moves up and down for the ‘ol in and out.

CHAIRgirl-photos_11She seems to be enjoying the chair.