Monday, September 23, 2019

Caitlyn Jenner Gets Sexual Reassignment Surgery

Caitlyn Jenner has finally done it; she has cut off her manhood to become the woman she always wanted to be, but couldn’t. In her new upcoming book Secrets of My Life she says, “The surgery was a success and I feel liberated.” The book will be released April 25th.

According to her publisher, “In THE SECRETS OF MY LIFE, Caitlyn reflects on the inner conflict she experienced growing up in an era of rigidly defined gender identities, and the cruel irony of being hailed by an entire nation as the ultimate symbol of manhood.”

Formerly known as getting a “sex change,” the procedure is now called “Sexual Reassignment Surgery” or SRS. People who have completed SRS are sometimes referred to as transsexed. The term transsexed is not to be confused with the term transgender or transsexual, which may also refer to people who have not undergone SRS, yet whose anatomical sex may not match their psychological sense of personal gender identity. Confusing? If you think your sex life is confusing, try being transgender or transsexual. We applaud her courage.

So what actually goes down down there during sexual reassignment surgery? First, the penis is removed. For trans women, genital reconstruction usually involves the surgical construction of a vagina, by means of “penile inversion,” which is using some of the penile tissue to construct the new vag.

According to Brownstein and Crane surgical services, “In penile inversion vaginoplasty, the testicles are removed (orchiectomy) and the scrotal skin is used to make labia majora (labiaplasty). The nerves to the the sensitive glans penis and the corresponding skin is preserved and used to make a clitoris. The skin of the penis and, in most cases, skin grafts from the scrotum are used to make a vaginal “vault.” The urethra is shortened and placed in the female position.  Sensitive urethral mucosa is placed in between the labia minora.”

“Penile inversion vaginoplasty is typically a one stage procedure, they say, however, occasionally secondary procedures are preferred to maximize the aesthetic appearance of the vulva.” And the big question everyone wants to know is can you have an orgasm afterwards? One woman who went through the operation told Vogue “As a woman it’s hard to reach that point,” which is a bit sad. But Jenner says in her book that she is now truly happy and writes “I was tired of tucking the damn thing in all the time.”

“I am going to have an enthusiasm for life that I have not had in 39 years since the Olympics, almost two thirds of my life,” she says. Plus, she got $4 million for the book deal, which is a good deal.

Jenner's memoir hits bookshelves on April 25

99-Year-Old Gsa Gsa Gabor’s Advice On Men, Sex, And Marriage

The glamorous and amusing 99-year-old Hungarian actress Gsa Gsa Gabor is gone, but her philosophy will live on forever. The darling of talk shows in the 1960’s and 70’s, she called everyone “dahhling” and lived life to the fullest. She would say outrageous stuff for the time like “What is really important for women, you know, even more important than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.”

Crowned Miss Hungary in 1936, the young beauty moved to Hollywood in 1941 with her two sisters, Magda and Eva (who starred in Green Acres in the 1960’s.) Her first film role was a supporting role in Lovely to Look At.  She later acted in We’re Not Married! and Moulin Rouge (1952). In 1958 she starred in the cult sci-fi classic The Queen of Outer Space.

But her claim to fame was her 9 marriages (including one to hotel mogul Conrad Hilton and her last, younger husband, Prince VonAnhalt), and her many talk show appearances, where she would make pronouncements like “Being jealous of a beautiful woman doesn’t make you more beautiful” and “A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.”

She was a regular guest on Milton Berle, Jack Paar, Johnny Carson, Howard SternDavid Frost, Arsenio Hall, Phil Donahue, and Joan Rivers. She was also a guest on the Bob Hope specials, the Dean Martin Roasts, “The Hollywood Squares“, “Laugh-In,” “Batman” and “It’s Garry Shandling’s Show. Her one liners include “You never really know a man until you divorce him”, “I know nothing about sex because I have always been married,” and “I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.”

Like one other former Hungarian actress turned Sexologist we know, Dr. Ava Cadell, Gabor believed in love, and believed in always remaining positive, no matter what happens in life. “All my life, I have always been a positive thinker… I have always been able to survive by telling myself that no matter how bad things are, they will one day be better.”

“There’s no better money to spend than your own,” advised Gsa Gsa.

Ellen Degeneres Awarded Presidential Medal Of Honor

Ellen Degeneres was awarded the  Presidential Medal of Freedom on Tuesday at The White House, along with 20 other celebrities including Bruce Springsteen, Lorne Michaels, Robert DeNiro, Tom Hanks, Melinda & Bill Gates, and Robert Redford.

The award is for “individuals who have made especially meritorious contributions to the security or national interests of the United States, to world peace or to cultural or other significant public or private endeavors,” according to the White House.

Before the ceremony began, Degeneres tweeted a photo of herself sitting on a bench outside the White House, because she lost her ID and security wouldn’t let her in.

Once inside, President Obama gave a moving and funny testimonial. “It’s easy to forget now, when we have come so far where marriage is equal under the law…just how much courage was required for Ellen to come out on the most public of stages almost 20 years ago. Just how important it was. Not just to the LGBT community, but of all of us. To see someone who could be our neighbor, or a colleague, or a sister, who would challenge our assumptions. It reminds us that we have more in common than we realize. Push our country in the direction of justice. And she did pay a price. We don’t remember this price.” (She got fired from her own “Ellen” sitcom! And had a hard time finding work for a few years afterwards.)

“I’m gettin’ kind of choked up,” the President said at one point, as Robert DeNiro sweetly kissed her on the forehead. Wow. What a moment. “Ellen makes fun of things, not people,” he said. Then he joked, “although she did make fun of my dancing.”

Afterwards she tweeted “.@POTUS Barack Obama just awarded me the . I hope it serves as an ID. I have no idea how I’m getting home.”‘


Dwayne Johnson Is The “Sexiest Man Alive”

This week People Magazine made Dwayne Johnson their “Sexiest Man Alive.” When asked why he thought he was chosen, he said “Sense of humor.” And bulging muscles, a beautiful smile, and being a movie star didn’t hurt either. Oh, and he also has a sexy laugh.

Studies by evolutionary psychologists say that men who are funny and have “good personalities” get laid the most. And it starts in middle school. In one study, tween and teen girls were asked what qualities they thought made boys cute, and they said “Tall, funny, and a good personality”, in that order.

Other non-superficial qualities that make a man sexy (according to science) are hyper-masculinity, a deep voice, confidence, and humility. Not having anything to prove is always hot, as is being a gentleman, (according to me.)

Other “Sexiest Men Alive” have included Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Matthew McConaughy, Keanu Reeves, Sean Connery, Bradley Cooper, Johnny Depp, Chris Hemsworth, and David Beckham. Ryan Gosling was up for the title but turned it down.

One study found that women considered “empathy” to be sexy in a man. And another study found that men with a stubble/3-day growth on their face did it for them.

Ellen Degeneres called Johnson “a sexy hunk of man meat.”

Is Jennifer Lopez Back Together With Ben Affleck?

The celebrity gossip magazines went wild this week speculating whether or not Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck were back together again. The couple, known an “Bennifer”, met in 2002 and dated for 2 years.

I had the totally random experience of watching them meet for the first time while sitting in the audience at the MTV awards, waiting for the awards to start. I watched him make his move and smoothly hit on her. It worked. He looked all excited to meet her while she played it cool.

OK! Magazine says “REUNITED! Ben Afleck and J.Lo reignite their flame. What will their exes say?” The cover of Life & Style says “Inside their secret plans as the exes rekindle their relationship 12 years later! Inside the magazine it says “Ben & J.Lo’s Second Chance Love!”

Gossip Cop, a site that follows celebrity stories way more than I do, says that “Life & Style’s so-called “insider” is quoted as saying, “They’ve been talking on the phone for hours at a time. Their relationship was always intense and had a lot of passion. It’s like they are back together already. The supposed source claims, “After splitting from Casper Smart, she reached out to Ben. Affleck and Lopez haven’t even spent any time “face to face” and still need to “arrange an in-person. What’s especially ridiculous is this cover story comes just weeks after a previous Life & Style cover falsely announced Lopez was pregnant with Smart’s baby.”

Asked about the reconciliation, a rep for Lopez exclusively tells Gossip Cop, the reports are “so stupid.”

But ridiculous stories like this make the publishers of US, People, OK!, and LIFE & Style very rich, and make me get in the longest line at the grocery store so I can read them.



Auto Blow 2 Offers Ryan Lochte Sex Toy Endorsement

United States' Ryan Lochte reacts after finishing first in the men's 400-meter individual medley swimming final at the Aquatics Centre in the Olympic Park during the 2012 Summer Olympics in London, Saturday, July 28, 2012. (AP Photo/Daniel Ochoa De Olza)

Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte has lost all of his major endorsement deals, including Speedo and Ralph Lauren. While this sucks for him, the makers of Auto Blow 2, a male sex toy, have offered him a deal that sucks even more. The device provides a mechanical blow job, and a $10,000 endorsement deal for Lochte.

All Lochte has to do is pose with the state of the art suck machine while smiling and pointing. According to the company the toy is the “crowdfunded blowjob robot everyone is talking about.”

Inventor Brian Sloan said in a press release that the gold medal winner would be the perfect brand ambassador for the mechanical bj giver. “It takes years of dedication and practice to win one Olympic Medal let alone 12, so I see in him a man with qualities our brand stands for.  I forgive him for his mistake and want to put him in front of an audience of men who admire him as the champion he is to help us promote the champion of masturbation devices: the Autoblow 2.”

Sloan said “The Autoblow 2’s tireless motor exemplifies the Olympic spirit much as Lochte did while winning his medals.”

The campaign’s slogan would be “the masturbation device Olympic champions choose.”


The Auto Blow 2 does some Olympic style sucking.

Docu-Series Will Chronicle Hugh Hefner’s Life

A 13-episode documentary chronicling Hugh Hefner’s incredible life will go into production at Amazon Studios, reports Variety.

The docu-series called “American Playboy: The Hugh Hefner Story” will draw on 17,000-plus hours of archival footage and Hefner’s collection of more than 2,600 scrapbooks. Hefner, who just turned 90, will tell some “never-before-told” from the glory days at the magazine, his television show “Playboy After Dark,” and those notorious parties at the Playboy Mansion.

“The series starts with Hefner’s life in post-World War II America, through the launch of Playboy magazine in 1953 and the subsequent six decades,” reports Variety. “Hefner has been married three times and has engaged in numerous liaisons over the years with Playboy models. American Playboy” will mark the first time Hefner has opened his private scrapbook archives, housed at the Playboy Mansion, to any filmmaker.”

“It has been a long road in finding the right partners to tell the full story of Playboy as it has unfolded over these past 63 years,” said Hefner.

Hefner, who helped usher in the sexual revolution, has been the subject of controversy since he started his iconic brand in 1953. He was targeted by the conservative movement in the 1950’s, was a defender of civil rights in the 1960’s, and contributed money to help the Roe vs Wade abortion rights cause in the 1970’s. But he has also been criticized by feminists such as Gloria Steinem, who famously posed as a Playboy bunny in the 1963 to expose the sexist working conditions at his Playboy clubs.

As someone who has attended two events at the Playboy Mansion–a Valentine’s Day party for his 7 girlfriends at the time (“Mandy,” “Brandy,” “Candy” and I can’t remember the other four,) and a Sunday night “movie night,” I can say that from just two nights at the “Mansion,” the show, to debut in 2017, will be an absolutely fascinating thing to watch.

Playboy After Dark

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Charlize Theron Promotes Sex Ed In Africa

Using her fame to talk about a topic most people don’t talk about, the glamorous Charlize Theron makes sex education in Africa her cause. Her charity, the Charlize Theron Africa Outreach Foundation, educates and empowers tween and teenage girls about sex.

South Africa has the highest rate of HIV in the world, with a shocking 40.7%.

“I think we are breaking through this barrier that it is not cool to talk about sex,” says Miss Theron.

The Oscar winning actress recently donated money to WhizzKids, an adolescent “sexual health clinic and youth center” for girls. It offers “a complete package of prevention, care, treatment and support services, including teaching young girls that they can say no to anything they are uncomfortable with. WhizzKids “uses football as an educational tool to engage local youth and facilitate healthy behaviour change.”

Theron’s foundation chose this charity because they “provide services related to the social and structural drivers of HIV/AIDS such as sexual and reproductive health education, access to adolescent-friendly health services, psychosocial support, and peer counseling.”

“The idea of raising your hand and asking questions about sex in front of your peers was just something that was never heard of,” she told Times Live in South Africa. “I think it is changing. It has to change because it is the only way to save lives.”

“Aids is the No1 killer of teens in Africa and it is the No 2 killer of teenagers globally”, she adds. This is not just an African issue. We can stop AIDS.”


Charlize Theron moved to Los Angeles when she was 19-years-old and was discovered in line at the bank.


Charlize Theron uses her movie star fame to empower young girls in her home country South Africa.

Darryl Strawberry Says He Had Sex During Games

How do pro baseball players get laid? Legendary Darryl Strawberry revealed that he onced picked women out of the crowd at games and had sex with them. And that he did it in the clubhouse, during the game.

During an interview on Sirius XM Mad Dog Sports Radio, he said he scored “Between innings. It worked out well, just how crazy it was. You point to a woman and you tell the kid.” The kid went into the crowd and retrieved the women, he claims. He didn’t reveal if the encounters got to third base or a home run.

Strawberry began his career with the New York Mets in 1983 where he played until 1990. During his prime he would hit 39 home runs and strike 36 bases in one year. He was a superstar. He helped win the world series. Then he was suspended by the Mets for cocaine use.

Next he was drafted by the Yankees for $22 million dollars and won another 3 world series. Then he got suspended for drug use. His drugs of choice were amphetamines and cocaine. After that he played with various teams including the Los Angeles Dodgers and The San Francisco Giants. He was suspended from the MLB three times for drug use and became the bad boy of baseball.

ESPN is re-running a candid documentary this week called “Doc & Darryl,” about the rise and fall of Dwight Gooden and Darryl Strawberry.

He is now a born-again Christian and pastor, and along with his wife who he met in drug recovery, tries to help people get off drugs.



Charlie Sheen Gets Condom Company Spokesman Gig

Bad boy turned safe sex advocate Charlie Sheen is the new spokesman for Lelo Hex Condoms.

The Swedish sex toy company chose Sheen “Since there is arguably no other person who can so personally and actively drive conversations on sexual health.” Since his HIV diagnosis in 2015, searches of prevention and treatment of the disease have skyrocketed, the company notes.  They might be right; at least Charlie’s new ad on YouTube and the Lelo site will get people to watch a safe sex video for once.

“I think people associate the word ‘condom’ with less pleasure,” Sheen says in the ad. “With less connection. What may feel like five seconds of an inconvenience or a halted or thwarted moment can absolutely prevent a lifetime of potential grief and suffering.”

The new condom, due out in August, 2016, is made from latex, but is inspired by graphite, which is used in electronics and outdoor jackets, and has a hexagonal chemical configuration. Scientists have been diligently working in the lab to make a softer, yet stronger condom that men will actually want to put on their ween.


The new condom promises a hexagonal technology that combines strength with no loss of sensation.

Charlie Sheen; the face of safe sex. “It’s not too late to learn from my story,” he says.