Gift giving at holiday time can be stressful! But letting the people you love and lust know that you care, doesn’t have to cost a fortune. Here are my top pics this season for naughty stocking stuffers, sexy Hanukkah gifts, and not-so-silent nights.
1. Suck this: A candy cane glass dildo from Pipedream Icicles collection!
Not only will this provide a cool and tingly sensation to their naughty bits, but it will warm up during play! You can change the temperature of the toy by putting it in cold or warm water for temperature sensory play. Use it for vaginal or anal pleasure, or simply suck on it for the sake of satisfying your oral fixation. (also makes a great prop for sexy santa selfies!)
2. Make these: Sex position gingerbread cookies
Nothing says “I love you” like homemade gifts of sugary lust. Make sure to add delicious powdered sugar frosting to decorate these sex inspiring shapes and adorable “O” faces! Make all the positions and give one to your lover each night and tell them what position you want to try out! Have multiple lovers? Give each one the position that shows their favorite finishing pose! (you know which one gets them off ;))
3. Wear this: Sexy lingerie that will not only show off your amazing body, but has a secret stimulating response for them!
Not only does lingerie create visual stimulation for a night of sexy times, (men generally have a need for visual stimulus) but the color red also has a more profound effect on the person viewing it. Seeing the color red has been know to increase heart rate and quicken breathing. Psychologists at the University of Rochester determined that men perceived women wearing red as more attractive and sexually desirable. There was a study done in France that found that women wearing red lipstick were approached more than women wearing other shades of lipstick. And there are several examples of mammals who are stimulated by the reddened color of genitalia to encourage mating.
4. Eat this: Dark Chocolate
Yes, it melts on your tongue causing you to feel sexy as f@ck already, but dark chocolate, with high levels of raw cacao have actual sexual health benefits! It contains magical stuff called phenylethylamine (PEA), which is what pumps all those amazing ednorphins into our bodies during sex that create feelings of attraction and intimacy. Eating cacao is also known to increase energy levels, increase libido, boosts your immune system, and reduces the risk of heart disease. Um, yea…win win…
5. Give these: Naughty condoms
Give them to friends, lovers, or random people you meet at that obligatory holiday party! They’re sure to spice up conversation, melt the ice, and maybe even the get them into the sack. Say It with a Condom offers custom wrappers, or themed ones for gift giving needs.
6. Read This: Sexy holiday themed erotica!
You can read tons of sexy short stories and erotic novels online for free, or a very small fee! No need to read the entire Fifty Shades of Grey Trilogy to get her panties wet. Simply download a quick short story, put on your favorite Santa hat, and tell her the story of what happens to naughty little elves… Either you’ll find a hysterical bit of entertainment for the night, or she’ll be jingling your bells in no time!
7. Pour this: Sexy wines that come with the perfect pleasure product!
We all know that a glass of wine can set the stage for a sexy night in. Add a crackling fire, a cozy wrap, some naked flesh, and the right sex toys, and you’re in for an epic night of passion. Vibe Wines has done all the ground work for you. Simply choose from their Sexy Pairings Menu for the perfect combination of sensual intoxication.
8. Burn this: Massage Oil candles
Who doesn’t love a great massage? Adding the warm scented massage oil will bring the extra aromatic pleasure they need to top off the experience. Scents that relax, inspire, and ignite desire are highly recommended. But if you’re going for straight science… the best combination of scents to bring the blood flow to the penis are a combination of lavender and pumpkin pie spice, while the scent that brings the most blood flow to the clitoris is cucumber, according to studies conducted in 2009.
9. Play this: 50 nights of Bondage
Whether you’re into kink play or not, this is a great exercise in exploration and communication. Instead of considering it a game of checking things off the list, think of it as a game of “would you rather?” There will be things that come up that you or your partner may or may not be interested in, but ultimately you will know each other, and each other’s fantasies better. And most likely, you’ll find a card you both like and end the game a little early.
10. Remember this: Time together trumps any material gift you could ever give.
In this world of instant gratification and tangible abundance, make sure you give them the gift of presence. Look into their eyes, touch them, breathe them in, play with them, tease them, and make love to them as though it were for the last time, every single time.
Have a safe and sexy holiday.
For more naughty gift giving ideas, listen to Miyoko’s show Play With Me on Playboy Radio live every Tuesday at 12pm PST!
Listen to this free clip from her Naughty Stocking Stuffers show on Soundcloud!